Celeb Grinding with Justin and Scarlett
posted by on February 6 at 9:52 AM
The New York Post weighs in with what might be the most erotic jolt of gossip of the day—SCARLETT JOHANSSON grinding all up in JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S junk! As we all know Justin gave Cameron Diaz the old heave ho at the first of the year, and has since been spotted with JESSICA BIEL and ALYSSA MILANO. But those two have nothing on the world’s current alpha girl, Johansson. Sez the NYP…
Johansson met Timberlake at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty, where, spies say, “they were talking, dancing, holding hands all night - it was very cozy.“Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
Right… I’m going to run to the bathroom for a minute.
Okay, I’m back (that didn’t take very long). Isn’t that hot?! And while it is the job of gossip columnists everywhere to break up any burgeoning Hollywood romance, I AM TOTALLY IN FAVOR OF THIS UNION. The world’s hottest guy deserves the world’s hottest girl, and currently, Johansson is that girl!
DO YOU AGREE WITH MY ASSERTION?
I thought you might.
Damnit Hump, I was going to try to get some work done today.
Justin Timberlake is only the world's hottest man if you like the look of 10 year old boys.
I disagree on one count. Timberlake is not the "hottest" guy. I would rather get blown by a toothless hobo than have to look at that talentless piece of shit!!
You may call Justin a "talentless piece of shit", but you would be delusional to deny the dance athor-i-tah of "Sexy Back".
Off topic, but here is a link to a Der Spegiel photo essay on the Neanderthal Museum "100,000 years of Sex", including Phallic vases, a nekkid Neanderthal, and the "World's oldest Condom" ( "Ye Troian"?) love and peace, a mountain scholar... http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/0,5538,19072,00.html
She looks very much like a young Marilyn Monroe. Must be certain basic types that always appeal, century in and century out. Angelica Jolie is sort of a slimmed down Rita Hayworth...
Oops, Angelina.
This is why she should've never been cast in "Ghost World". Way too hot for that role.
I understand the pressure to hate all things popular and mainstream, but only a fool would speak ill of the Timberlake. "Talentless piece of shit" my ass. He may have come up through the mainstream but that boy has skills. He might not be breaking new ground but at least he's doing what he does well.
Good christ she's hot.
Almost as nice as her on the cover of Vanity Fair. She's nice in person, too.
god DAMN she's hot...she's REALLY hot...(Tone you better get some work done today)
Justin may be a product, but he is a very good product.
How gushing, how GIRLY. Edgy, too. Pot, meet the kettle. Weren't you just making fun of another paper here in town for doing the same thing?
Scarlett makes Marilyn Monroe look like the worn-out old slag who scrubs the floors in your office. Plus, she can act, and she's neither mentally retarded nor hooked on thirty different kinds of pills.
Justin Timberlake is NOT HOT!
EW! EW EW EW EW EW!
The man (boy) can't even grow a beard. Even Federline is hotter than that pale and waify michael jackson wannabe.
(is this over the top?)
Scarlett could do so much better.
She always struck me as looking borderline retarded. Like she's gonna start drooling out of those big lips at any moment. She's hardly a beauty in the mold of Rita Hayworth or Nicole Kidman. I think people find her attractive because she looks easy.
"Looking Easy" is the New famous.
I don't think she's hot. Now Claire -- Claire's *hot*. Claire's real, and real sexy. (Claire's my wife too . . . I'm so lucky!!!) Scarlett is just manufactured and postered around so much that you think you're supposed to like her looks. But you're just being led through the nose.
Yuck. She looks pointy
What is up with the half naked picture of SJ and not the same for JT. Come on...
I'm more of a Thora Birch man, myself.
I'll be in my bunk.
(ten points to anyone who gets the reference.)
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