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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Finger Lickin’ Wrong

posted by on February 14 at 16:48 PM

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I think this ad might be a hoax. Maaaaybe. Click here for a larger version.

Via Newspeak.

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1

oh shit; Dateline is trying to trap a whole buttload of pedophiles with one lick!!

Posted by michael strangeways | February 14, 2007 4:54 PM
2

Um, "...busting their fresh asses..."? Hoax.

Posted by BC | February 14, 2007 5:13 PM
3

Ya think?

Posted by Dan Savage | February 14, 2007 5:18 PM
4

"flavour"...apparently, a hoax from the other side of the pond.

Posted by matthew | February 14, 2007 5:25 PM
5

Why even bother to post that? Geesh.

Posted by homage to me | February 14, 2007 5:40 PM
6

Clearly Dan is terribly late to the party. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4129/

Of course now my question is, is this a satirical look at the popular sexualization of children in modern culture? Or a commentary on commercial sponsorship? It seems a little too subtle to just be going for the gross-out.

Posted by BC | February 14, 2007 5:44 PM
7

Whoever did it, it was fucking on porpoise.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | February 14, 2007 5:47 PM
8

Excuse me, I have to go to hell now.

Posted by Fnarf | February 14, 2007 5:52 PM
9

i don't see why you always blame it on dolphins, lloyd.

Posted by konstantConsumer | February 14, 2007 6:28 PM
10

I don't know why I am wasting my time on this, but hell no,this isn't a real ad

Posted by larry clark | February 14, 2007 7:35 PM
11

Ugh. Brrr.

Bring back Donnie Davies...

Posted by Laurence Ballard | February 14, 2007 8:16 PM
12

Fnarf - while in hell, find the fabricators of this trash and hang them by the nuts for a milenia or so and get us a photo...

Posted by caleb | February 14, 2007 9:49 PM
13

Baaaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa !

DUH......HOAX and I love it !!!

Posted by Tommy | February 15, 2007 10:38 AM
14

Great. Now every Slog reader is potentially liable for possessing child pornography.

Posted by him | February 15, 2007 10:53 AM
15

the real question is who took pictures of children in those positions anyway? fake ad or not, that's just not right.

Posted by ica | February 15, 2007 12:23 PM
16

Still, hoax or not, that's just gross. I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Taking the picture on it's own isn't so bad. Now, mind you, it's a bit creepy, but they're not naked or doing anything they wouldn't do before ballet class anyway.

Posted by Snerk | February 15, 2007 6:25 PM

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