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Outreach to the gayborhood?

Posted by Eli Sanders | February 2, 2007 4:22 PM

kelly, i was JUST talking about this! SNACK HOLE??? jesus christ. amazing. and look at that thing. totally disgusting.

i would pay money to sit in on a mcdonald's marketing meeting.

Posted by kerri harrop | February 2, 2007 4:25 PM

Brings shit-eating to mind more than phallus-eating. Worst billboard I've seen in a while.

Posted by Fnarf | February 2, 2007 4:27 PM

Gives the jingle "At McDonalds we do it all for you" a new twist...

Posted by Special K | February 2, 2007 4:33 PM

That's nasty. But as a penis stand-in, it doesn't beat Arby's.

Posted by Jason | February 2, 2007 4:46 PM

it would be so much funnier if it were posted next to club z or club seattle...

Posted by michael strangeways | February 2, 2007 5:00 PM

Sh*t a mile. I'll never be able to suck down an Arby's shake the same way again.

This site :
is pretty amazing too.

The "Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies" logo really is too good to be true

Posted by KELLY O | February 2, 2007 5:07 PM

Another great billboard

Posted by skinny | February 2, 2007 5:12 PM

I'd hit it.

Posted by gfish | February 2, 2007 5:14 PM

Hm, and a few years back they were running with that "I got your Big Mac right here!" slogan.

Sounds like SOMEBODY in their Marketing Dept. has peni (?) on their dirty, dirty little minds.

Posted by COMTE | February 2, 2007 6:23 PM

What the hell IS that?

I'd agree that it seems a bit phallic, if not for the fact that it looks utterly revolting (the billboard, not a blowjob).

Posted by SDA in SEA | February 2, 2007 6:49 PM

I have had that buritto, bean and stuff, good and cheap.

But in my hole is funny.

By the way if you are horny dick and cunt visions abound in any surroundings.

Posted by celisea | February 2, 2007 11:39 PM

Good grief, I would RUN from a penis that looked like that.

Posted by larry clark | February 3, 2007 12:59 AM

Hm, and a few years back they were running with that "I got your Big Mac right here!" slogan.

I don't recall this at all.

Posted by Neil | February 3, 2007 1:39 AM

Ask someone you love before you put it in your mouth.

Posted by PDXRitchie | February 3, 2007 2:33 AM

Phallic? Try the other side, baby.

Posted by andrea | February 3, 2007 3:40 AM

same hole as the pie hole? - and frankly the mouth as hole doesn't get it for me

better used farther down - M and F

Posted by Freddy | February 3, 2007 2:06 PM

I will give a bottle of Jameson's to the person or person's that creatively "corrects" that billboard. Serious.

Posted by treacle | February 3, 2007 10:23 PM

When I saw this billboard, I didn't think penis, I thought big ol' vagina. Airbrush the teeth out and add some thigh. "Open your snack hole," my ass!

Posted by spazz | February 4, 2007 12:45 AM

I live in the neighborhood, & was so appalled I pulled over to take a picture. A screaming queen ran up to me asking if I was a McDonald's rep... he was on the phone, & when I explained I too was horrified, & simply taking a picture to share w/my friends, he yelled "SEE! THERE'S ANOTHER LADY HERE THAT CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!" into his cellphone.
IMHO, it's been fun adding "snackhole" to my vocabulary, as in "I was hung over this morning & Snackhole made me get a sausage McMuffin," or, "that guy was such a fucking snackhole!" Try it.

Posted by grabiquity | February 4, 2007 7:02 PM

osama bin laden can add this one to his collection of reasons why america is a decadant and undignified place, no doubt.

Posted by ellarosa | February 5, 2007 1:27 PM

its already being parodied on a t-shirt
and its a very, hungry hole!

Posted by michael | February 5, 2007 8:55 PM

I just saw it last night and couldn't believe it! I actually emailed McDonald's Corp to let them know how offensive the ad campaign was. Subliminal - uh, just hit me over the head with it....ouch. Amazingly though I have lost 2 pounds - all I have to do is repeat "open your snack hole" a few times and voila! no more appetite!

Posted by Jennifer | February 8, 2007 12:27 PM

you people are way to sensative. it's advertising, it's suppose to get a reaction. and it looks like it worked. i just hope they used dolphin safe glue to put up the billboard. get a life.

Posted by ur2sensative | February 9, 2007 11:12 AM

You would be slapped at any other establishment, except McTurdBuilders, for mentioning your "snack hole".

I too, stopped, and photographed this awsome sign ( lake city way @ 140 )

Posted by Bruce_Spruce | February 9, 2007 3:32 PM

I purposely drove by this billboard for a few days straight, just to get my daily chuckle. Once I finally had a reason to stop at the 7-11, I took the opportunity to snap a picture. I've added "Open your snack hole" to my daily vocab among friends and have adapted it to fit any occastion.... "Shut your Snack hole!" "I'm going to Burger King to satisfy my Snack hole!" Really, you can use it anytime. I for one, personally love it!

Posted by Cres | February 9, 2007 6:13 PM

i don't know whether to eat it or fuck it.

Posted by danny nutter | February 20, 2007 4:37 PM

Came across this sign while visiting Seattle for the first time. Thought it was hilarious! (A little racey, but still hilarious)...too bad someone else is already working on the t-shirts!

Posted by Outraged tourist - not really! | February 22, 2007 9:07 PM

I propose the following slogan:
"Come to McDonald's; we'll rip you a new SnackHole"

Posted by Siri | February 23, 2007 5:43 PM

a haiku:

Come to McDonald's
Tender touch of chicken fried
Open your snack hole

Posted by Siri | February 23, 2007 8:57 PM

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