Conflict of Interest Fake Babies, Oscar, and Me
posted by on February 24 at 19:07 PM
Not to flog local comedy till it’s deader than a fake baby,
but if you’re looking for company this Oscar Night, the “Funniest Oscar Party Ever” is going down at Chop Suey, courtesy of those PROK gentlemen.
Festivities include:
Catty commentary, sketches, films, prank phone calls, a DVD give-away, something called “Footloose petition,” and a rotating cast of local comics. Oh, and also “super cheap drink specials as well as champagne drink specials all evening.”
Free 21+ doors at 4, show from 5-8:30 ish
For reasons obscure, I have agreed to participate in the “Red Carpet Lambast” portion of the evening, for which I will most likely produce a combination of blank stares, awkward lashing out, and terrified weeping. And maybe a few good ones about George Clooney’s eye-flap surgery. So if you’re a fan of drunk, bewildered trainwrecks who have never stood on a stage before in their lives, by all means, check me out.
OSCARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
that fake baby thing fucking scares me....
that fake baby thing fucking scares me....
Those fake babies are gross! And why do they look battered?!
Please, no more babies! I implore you!
I'm supposed to go. I was a "consultant" of sorts on the "Footloose petition". I've heard bits of it; should be funny.
And let me put in my vote for more fake babies. More creepy!
The lower image's thighs remind me of mexicn pan dulce.
http://z.about.com/d/mexicanfood/1/8/R/1/Pandulcetacos.jpg
Those fake babies are so nasty, they rule. I'm with Neil--keep 'em coming! Then again, I thought the parade of squirrel pics was *awesome.*
The file name on this little honey is an absolute scream:
"Partygirl 3x4"
http://i16.tinypic.com/402qq0k.jpg
That leg looks like shrimp. Yummy!
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