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Come on! Every good parent has a tan, it's a well known fact.

Posted by monkey | February 13, 2007 10:31 AM
2

OK...WHY couldn't she bring the kids into the tanning salon?

Posted by Baxter | February 13, 2007 10:32 AM
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I liked this part:

Officers responding to the scene Wednesday evening were approached by the children's parents. The father met the mother at the tanning salon and was arguing with her about why the children were in the car, police said.

Somehow I think that vacation isn't going to go well...

Posted by tanning is a priority | February 13, 2007 10:37 AM
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Sounds like a trophy wife, trophy kids and the douchebag male that wanted them.

Posted by seattle98104 | February 13, 2007 10:58 AM
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I don't think there are a lot of "trophy wives" in Sheboygan. Not in February. This sounds quite a bit more downscale to me. Arguing in a tanning salon? Trophy wives don't go to tanning salons.

Posted by Fnarf | February 13, 2007 11:08 AM
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there was a thing is news of the weird today about a dad who shot his infant multiple times with a BB gun. when questioned, he of course stated that it was an accident.

Posted by konstantconsumer | February 13, 2007 11:12 AM
7

Okay,
Not that I'm defending this woman at all. But the wind chill only really matters if you're...you know, out in the wind.

Posted by hattio | February 13, 2007 11:19 AM
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Yay!

Posted by Gloria | February 13, 2007 11:46 AM
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CRIMINAL CHARGES!!???? That is outrageous!!! Those children were a small sacrifice for looking good while on vacation! Haven't you SEEN "Real Housewives of Orange County"?

Posted by Andrew | February 13, 2007 12:02 PM
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Fnarf's right. Trophy wives get spray-on tans.

Posted by keshmeshi | February 13, 2007 12:20 PM
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#7 Even without the wind chill. 12 degrees is about 3-4 times colder than your average refrigerator. This woman should have been dragged naked into the cold and wait while the cop wrote her a ticket.

Posted by elswinger | February 13, 2007 1:58 PM
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fnarf, there are plenty of trophy wives in sheVEGAS (ne้ sheboygan).

home to one of the finest waterpark/business center/hotel/nautical-themed cluster of restaurants in central wisconsin, the sleepy little city is attracting all sorts of high rollers and their tanning dollars. blue water resort, holla!

and #2: in wisconsin, tanning salons aren't allowed to let people under 16 use the tanning equipment. some places don't allow them in the building.

at least the one next to the sheboygan dress barn doesn't.

Posted by gforce | February 13, 2007 7:10 PM
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