Hetero Every Child Needs a Mother and a Father
posted by February 6 at 10:50 AM
onFrom yesterday’s Seattle Times:
An Albany father used a 100,000-volt stun gun on his 18-month-old son, police said today. Rian Whittman, 23, has been accused of assault and criminal mistreatment.Police said he used it “multiple times” over three weeks. A police spokesman said there were up to 10 instances. Police said Whittman’s wife, 21, who was not named, reported the abuse on Saturday.
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Holy crap. How is that kid not dead?
isn't that how X-Men are created?
Actually, allow me to be VERY nerdy for a moment. X-men are born with their mutant abilities. They are the "next evolution" in human development. (And also a kick-ass metaphor for homosexuality.)
Usually, it's super VILLAINS that are born from such tragic circumstances. That kid may grow up to be Spiderman's new arch rival, The Shocker.
dork face.
The Shocker is some women's arch rivals as well.
But in actual news: Dan, you should really number these things so we know how well heteros are doing in the parenting dept.
Most people, when struck by the urge to hit their kids with 100,000 volts, are stymied by the fact that they don't HAVE a 100,000 volt stun gun in the house. What the hell?
Geez, when I was a kid we just used to get the lil' tykes to stick their tongues on the hot-wires surrounding the cow pasture...
Dan,
If you'd like to send these clips to Washington Supreme Court Justice Barbara "Marriage Is For Procreation" Madsen, here's her address:
The Administrative Office of the Courts
Attn: Barbara Madsen
1206 Quince Street SE
P.O. Box 41170
Olympia, WA 98504-1170
Why did it take so long for the "wife" to do something...like kill the mother fucker?
Typical left-wing media. Take the baby's side. Did you even mention that the kid was coming after the father with a broken beer bottle?
i'm still trying to understand how the father can only be charged with criminal mischief (6-12 mos.) and assault (90 months)... and the mother- besides losing her child to the state- faces no legal issues? i think life in prison.. with a daily stungun reminder of what he did to his own helpless infant... for this evil nimrod is too light a sentence.
You know, no one is more stressed and easily frazzled by the sound of a crying infant than I am, and everyone knows I'm not a particularly nice person, but for some reason, it simply has never crossed my mind to electrocute the little wailers.
As Fnarf said, WHAT the FUCK?!
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