Slog - Comments on Britney in Rehab… aaaand Britney Out of Rehab http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re According to Extra, plummeting pop starlet BRITNEY SPEARS checked into rehab today... for less than 24 hours before checking back out, according to TMZ.com. (HEY. It only took three weeks of therapy to drive the gay out of pastor Ted Haggard, and Britney's problems—getting poop-faced, forgetting panties—aren't nearly as complicated.) Extra says that Britney is currently at a rehabilitation facility in an undisclosed location, while TMZ just reported that the rehab is located outside the country, and she stayed less than a day before checking herself out again. She probably realized the big difference between foreign rehabs and American ones;... Copyright 2008 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:22:27 -0800 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:46:55 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fnarf Her first words were presumably "where's the bar around here?" which is why she then wanted to leave.

If someone in Seattle would open a bar called "An Undisclosed Location" I would patronize it. Hmm, that's probably why there isn't one....

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635463 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635463 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:50:38 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Why Fnarf? Your lucky number = 86?

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635491 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635491 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:13:27 -0800 Comment by franf fnarf: I guess you've never heard of the Alibi Room!

]]> franf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635502 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635502 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:20:32 -0800 Comment by golob Whatever happened to the slogger's night out?

]]> golob http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635530 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635530 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:37:06 -0800 Comment by COMTE Yeah, never went anywhere did it?

I think she looks kind of like a bug, or one of those glassy-eyed aliens from "They Live!" Where's Rowdy Roddie Piper when you really need him to kick some celebrity-alien ass?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635558 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635558 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:05:04 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I hope she stopped shaving.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635566 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635566 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:07:56 -0800 Comment by monkey Wait, I missed it... did you call someone the N word or say she hated fags and jews? Why is she in rehab?

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635580 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635580 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:20:05 -0800 Comment by Brian I think the good name for a Bar would be "REHAB" and the bar tenders could be called "vice coordinators"

]]> Brian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635665 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/britney_in_rehabaaaand_britney_out_of_re#c635665 Celeb Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:46:55 -0800