Celeb Britney in Rehab… aaaand Britney Out of Rehab
posted by on February 16 at 13:22 PM
According to Extra, plummeting pop starlet BRITNEY SPEARS checked into rehab today… for less than 24 hours before checking back out, according to TMZ.com. (HEY. It only took three weeks of therapy to drive the gay out of pastor Ted Haggard, and Britney’s problems—getting poop-faced, forgetting panties—aren’t nearly as complicated.)
Extra says that Britney is currently at a rehabilitation facility in an undisclosed location, while TMZ just reported that the rehab is located outside the country, and she stayed less than a day before checking herself out again.
She probably realized the big difference between foreign rehabs and American ones; there they actually and cruelly make you STAY and deal with your problems, while the ones in the USA are more lenient and let you run out to get your Mercedes serviced, go to the grocery store, and drink booze with Paris Hilton. (Hi Lindsay! Hope you’re doing better!)
I love this photo for its classic Tinseltown paparazzi steez. Here, she actually looks like she’s worthy of attention!
Her first words were presumably "where's the bar around here?" which is why she then wanted to leave.
If someone in Seattle would open a bar called "An Undisclosed Location" I would patronize it. Hmm, that's probably why there isn't one....
Why Fnarf? Your lucky number = 86?
fnarf: I guess you've never heard of the Alibi Room!
Whatever happened to the slogger's night out?
Yeah, never went anywhere did it?
I think she looks kind of like a bug, or one of those glassy-eyed aliens from "They Live!" Where's Rowdy Roddie Piper when you really need him to kick some celebrity-alien ass?
I hope she stopped shaving.
Wait, I missed it... did you call someone the N word or say she hated fags and jews? Why is she in rehab?
I think the good name for a Bar would be "REHAB" and the bar tenders could be called "vice coordinators"
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