Sports Breaking: FOX Viewers Do Not Have Direct Line to God
posted by on February 5 at 11:16 AM
As part of a larger poll on the 2008 presidential election, FOX News asked voters whether they thought divine intervention played a role in determining the winner of football games. Twenty-seven percent said yes; 66 percent said no. Asked which team God wanted to win the Super Bowl, 14 percent said the Bears, 11 percent said the Colts. (Sixteen percent said neither, and 33 percent thought God was “too busy.”) According to my sources, they were wrong.
Thanks for the breaking news, Erica.
One more reason why I refuse to watch Fox Noise.
Jesus liked the Colts because the Colt's coach loves Jesus.
Plus, he's got lots of time on his hands because President Bush is such a good Christian
I'm pretty sure the only sport God watches on TV is darts.
The owner also loves Jesus.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of their kids starred in the movie, Jesus Camp.
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