Celeb Breaking! Britney Heading Back to Rehab! Anna Nicole Is a Creepy Clown!
posted by February 20 at 12:25 PM
onAfter a VERY short stint in a foreign rehabilitation facility last week — less than 24 hours — TMZ.com is claiming that Britney is heading back to rehab, right here in the good ol’ USA! WHOOOOOO! USA! USA! USA!
Nobody kicks the shit out of drinking and drug addictions like AMERICA (just ask George W. Bush)!
Good luck Britney, and stay tuned for updates!
PLUS! Here’s some truly frightning home video which ran on Fox News and depicts Anna Nicole Smith dressed as the creepiest clown I’ve ever seen. Even creepier? Her hubby Howard K. Stern repeatedly asking her if she’s “on a mushroom trip.” No, Howard… I’M ON THE MUSHROOM TRIP after seeing that video.
Thanks to Matt and Lance. SWEET DREAMS EVERYONE.
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wow...
just.... wow.
I don't know what to think anymore.
About anything.
Damn, I have to wait till I get home before I can watch it.
More breaking news: 60-year old Sylvester Stallone's hotel room was raided and Rocky was detained and searched by Australian customs officials for possessing prohibited bodybuilding drugs.
Even stranger, this has a tangential link to Barry Bonds' steroid scandal.
Ah, now the head shaving might make some sense. Perhaps her first trip in rehab she found out that they drug test her hair. Then in a rare instance of PR savvy she shaved her head before someone leaked the drug result from her hair.
Better head shaving then a three month coke binge.
I think "boyfriend" Howard's a faker.
That clown has some dead, dead eyes...
I..feel very sorry for her, actually.
Taking a pass on the jokes, thanks.
Poor kid.
No different than she ever was. That was actually relatively lucid compared to some of her TV show footage, though the terrible clown makeup doesn't help.
I think her case is a sad one. If that girl doesn't pull it together she's going the way of Vicki Lynn.
And she just sprung rehab in less than a day for the second time in a week.
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