Slog - Comments on "Blanket" Jackson: Unmasked and Undangled! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1 Thanks to TMZ.com, the world can now see the long-hidden faces of Michael Jackson's three children. Above is Blanket, AKA Prince Michael II (yep, he's a boy), who was once so famously dangled over the German balcony. And here are the two older kids, Prince Michael the First and Paris. Please supply jokes about Jacko's offspring in the comments. (One suggestion: "They have their father's nose—in their backpacks!") (Or, if you prefer, just rant about what an asshole I am for inviting people to poke fun of these innocent children.)... Copyright 2008 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:30:35 -0800 Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:25:03 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Tsuki Whoa! You know you're rich when you can have Whitney Houston as your nanny! :p

]]> Tsuki http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608243 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608243 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:47:00 -0800 Comment by sammy You know you are stupid assholes when you put beautiful innocent children in the foreground of you asshole silly shit.

ASSHOLES

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh, I know - such a boring Friday, and no pets to torture.

]]> sammy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608250 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608250 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:53:33 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Sammy needs a hug.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608251 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608251 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:54:16 -0800 Comment by Aislinn As pointed out in the TMZ comments: these children do not appear to be half black. Debbie Rowe was white, but she wasn't that white. These kids look more like Madonna's children than Michael Jackson's.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608266 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608266 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:03:58 -0800 Comment by sidney No, David need to look at a standard definition of cruel and crude and rude - ie, mocking little kids is frankly weird.

]]> sidney http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608267 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608267 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:05:49 -0800 Comment by Andrezel
Aislinn - remember plantation fucking the Nigra women mode.


a

]]> Andrezel http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608270 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608270 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:09:23 -0800 Comment by JC They have such adorable, tiny noses.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608277 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608277 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:17:39 -0800 Comment by m It would be so awesome to be six and have the whole world make fun of you just because you were born.

this is very sad....

]]> m http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608278 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608278 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:18:15 -0800 Comment by monkey Poor kids. Could be worse. Their last name could be Cheney-Poe.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608294 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608294 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:23:54 -0800 Comment by KELLY O I feel sorry for those kids, not because Wacko is their "father", but if you read into the TMZ post, these pictures were taken at CIRCUS CIRCUS CASINO in Las Vegas. Has anyone BEEN to Circus Circus lately? That casino is HELL on earth....

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608316 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608316 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:43:56 -0800 Comment by frederick r How can I become a paparazzi? Looks like a fun gig.

]]> frederick r http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608318 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608318 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:46:10 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Seriously, why does anyone still give a fuck about this douche bag?

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608332 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608332 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:57:28 -0800 Comment by Sam These are not a black man's children.

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608386 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608386 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:44:00 -0800 Comment by Vivian McKechnie Mike, the proper term is paparazzo. Which is paparazzi, but singular.

]]> Vivian McKechnie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608400 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608400 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:12:57 -0800 Comment by Zander I thought the stranger would draw a line at exploiting children.
I am wrong.

]]> Zander http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608578 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608578 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:35:49 -0800 Comment by PDXRitchie No David, Sammy needs some grammer. Probably a nap too.

Vivian, Mike didn't say anything about the paparazzi. Who the fuck cares what the proper term is? They make sportscasters seem important.

]]> PDXRitchie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608652 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608652 Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:39:23 -0800 Comment by Brian I have always wondered who's the real father or fathers of those kids and if when they get older they will be curious themselves.

]]> Brian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608757 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608757 Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:57:38 -0800 Comment by Sammy #16 - just above

Your grammer is the sweet and fawning old lady who gave birth to your mother or father.

Grammar, the correct spelling, has to do with language syntax.

Exploiting kids frosts me, be they from any well know family. Cheap, rude, unkind, not needed and very bad tawdry journalism.

David needs to stick with snippets from the Times and PI which have already been read by most.

]]> Sammy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608812 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c608812 Sat, 03 Feb 2007 14:18:23 -0800 Comment by pimpin bitch

]]> pimpin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c631960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c631960 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:20:01 -0800 Comment by pimpet yall are such ass-holes!!!!!!!

]]> pimpet http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c631962 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c631962 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:21:47 -0800 Comment by A.E. Those Kids are 100% White.
no black man can Have three white kids.
Blanket needs a hair cut BAD!!!

]]> A.E. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c632980 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c632980 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:59:38 -0800 Comment by wsmunjv ywmnsqhzg cqdkymg zmoikn zauxioe nsfuia ilsuat eukaoyrbm lawxmph

]]> wsmunjv ywmnsqhzg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c636305 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c636305 Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:24:41 -0800 Comment by koiyc zpnyv lophuzbi qxld lgxtduzw vksl ktynauhm obmtcglk ntobh http://www.buvetryd.uirszq.com

]]> koiyc zpnyv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c636306 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/blanket_jackson_unmasked_and_undangled_1#c636306 Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:25:03 -0800