“Blanket” Jackson: Unmasked and Undangled!
posted by February 2 at 15:30 PMon
Thanks to TMZ.com, the world can now see the long-hidden faces of Michael Jackson’s three children.
Above is Blanket, AKA Prince Michael II (yep, he’s a boy), who was once so famously dangled over the German balcony. And here are the two older kids, Prince Michael the First and Paris.
Please supply jokes about Jacko’s offspring in the comments. (One suggestion: “They have their father’s nose—in their backpacks!”)
(Or, if you prefer, just rant about what an asshole I am for inviting people to poke fun of these innocent children.)