Slog - Comments on An Open Letter to the Gays http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays Dear gays, Please stop being so much fun to hang out with, so I can stop being so hung over. Really. It's the least you can do. Love, Lindy... Copyright 2008 Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:22:13 -0800 Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:44:59 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Gitai No way, hag! You're doomed to a life of too much drinking and waking up on a couch to find random gay couples (or more) entwined on the floor.

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611225 Life Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:39:43 -0800 Comment by robotslave Just a point of stylistic correctness:


That should be, "Dear the Gays:" etc.


Optionally, you might capitalize "the"— I'm going with Strunk and White here instead of the Chicago Manual of Style.

]]> robotslave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611259 Life Sun, 04 Feb 2007 23:44:19 -0800 Comment by Belmondo Was someone at BaconStrip last night?

]]> Belmondo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611506 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611506 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:05:17 -0800 Comment by Jackson I love you!!!!

]]> Jackson http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611814 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611814 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:46:35 -0800 Comment by Meagan You made the mistake of thinking that the Gays care whether or not you wake up with your face stuck to your couch, immobile for days, resigned to watching "Grace Under Fire" reruns.

They don't. They don't care about you.

]]> Meagan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611816 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611816 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:13:37 -0800 Comment by Santino You know, given the last two weekends I spent in Seattle, I was under the general impression that you were all congenial, radical, socially receptive cooperative of freaks.

And then I visited this blog.

I am now convinced that you all secretly hate each other.


Thanks for clearing that up.

]]> Santino http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611861 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611861 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:35:43 -0800 Comment by Ronald Are Da Gays like Da Bears? (Or just some of them?)

]]> Ronald http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611879 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611879 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:40:35 -0800 Comment by caleb entwined --- honey, in Seattle and on Slog it is called butt fucking on the floor. Beware rug burns and splinters .....

entwined, geez

]]> caleb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611919 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c611919 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:57:33 -0800 Comment by Meagan Santino. Relax, brah. It's no secret that a hetero lady will wake up with hate in her heart after a night out with Teh Gayze.

Self-hatred.
Hatred of a homo's tolerance for booze.
Hatred of the way Neighbs makes you smell.

Secret? No. Shame? Oh, yes. Oh very yes.

]]> Meagan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c612096 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/an_open_letter_to_gays#c612096 Life Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:44:59 -0800