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Sunday, February 4, 2007

An Open Letter to the Gays

posted by on February 4 at 22:22 PM

Dear gays,

Please stop being so much fun to hang out with, so I can stop being so hung over. Really. It’s the least you can do.


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No way, hag! You're doomed to a life of too much drinking and waking up on a couch to find random gay couples (or more) entwined on the floor.

Posted by Gitai | February 4, 2007 10:39 PM

Just a point of stylistic correctness:

That should be, "Dear the Gays:" etc.

Optionally, you might capitalize "the" I'm going with Strunk and White here instead of the Chicago Manual of Style.

Posted by robotslave | February 4, 2007 11:44 PM

Was someone at BaconStrip last night?

Posted by Belmondo | February 5, 2007 3:05 AM

I love you!!!!

Posted by Jackson | February 5, 2007 6:46 AM

You made the mistake of thinking that the Gays care whether or not you wake up with your face stuck to your couch, immobile for days, resigned to watching "Grace Under Fire" reruns.

They don't. They don't care about you.

Posted by Meagan | February 5, 2007 7:13 AM

You know, given the last two weekends I spent in Seattle, I was under the general impression that you were all congenial, radical, socially receptive cooperative of freaks.

And then I visited this blog.

I am now convinced that you all secretly hate each other.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by Santino | February 5, 2007 7:35 AM

Are Da Gays like Da Bears? (Or just some of them?)

Posted by Ronald | February 5, 2007 7:40 AM

entwined --- honey, in Seattle and on Slog it is called butt fucking on the floor. Beware rug burns and splinters .....

entwined, geez

Posted by caleb | February 5, 2007 7:57 AM

Santino. Relax, brah. It's no secret that a hetero lady will wake up with hate in her heart after a night out with Teh Gayze.

Hatred of a homo's tolerance for booze.
Hatred of the way Neighbs makes you smell.

Secret? No. Shame? Oh, yes. Oh very yes.

Posted by Meagan | February 5, 2007 10:44 AM

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