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on February 10 at
Get some fake blood for this series!
Your viewers wanted heightened, dramatic realism, such as would be facilitated by a contrast between the vapid Lichtenstein and the organic, *bleeding* heart!
Please oh please let this be a daily series leading up to some grand finale on the cardiac day itself.
Ari, it appears the blood in the bottom of your heart...whoops, that's not right...the heart beheld in the photo is beginning to oxidize i.e., turn a bit dark in color. No doubt you are keeping your hearts on regularly changed ice (no contact with H2O is best)in the reefer, however you may want to touch up you hearts with an appropriate "How could you rip my heart of my chest" colorant of some sort..Perhaps a food grade vegetable color sprayed onto the tissue followed up with atomized vegetable oil or H2O
sprayed all over your hearts just prior to shooting to give them that fresh plucked look?
Of course, Uwaji's is open today and tomorrow...
I hope you're keeping that thing refrigerated between photo ops...
Ari - what are you still doing with that thing? You've had it for days! It has to have a pretty nasty odor by now. Are you going to keep it until it's jerky?
Is this the American heart smart campaign?
Keep away from family cat.
Ari, you're a pretty girl, but you sort of have man hands.
Too bad Dan does not need an immediate transplant.
I think it would work and then he could write another book --- with some real leading edge issues.
And it would increase the blood flow to his dick ... so they say.
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