Slog - Comments on 100% Totally Completely Entirely Heterosexual http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose The newly repressed Ted Haggard is now "completely heterosexual" and plans to pursue a master's degree in psychology. Not a bad idea. Maybe he'll accidentally learn something.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:21:28 -0800 Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:46:03 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by jk Dang, that was fast!

]]> jk http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615087 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615087 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:35:49 -0800 Comment by Leeerker Please let someone catch him sucking cock on camera.

]]> Leeerker http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615097 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615097 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:39:26 -0800 Comment by Andrew Hmmm, there is something kinda strange about that entire story. You know, from all the failures of the "curing" I am still betting Haggard and his wife will quietly get a divorce in a year of so. The presentation of him now being "hetro" seems a bit too contrived...... It is just being presented as something to make the "restoration" look good.

I am still holding on to the idea Haggard going the David Brock route and eventually coming out writing a tell all book about the evils of the religous right. If there is one thing we all know is that the truth will set anyone free. Haggard needs to cast out the demons of lying about who he is and come to the light with his gayness...

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615118 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:54:57 -0800 Comment by Jonathan Congratulations: Give that man a banana sundae! Or a polish with lots of sauerkraut! Or a twinkie with delicious cream filling.

]]> Jonathan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615120 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:56:26 -0800 Comment by konstantconsumer wow. just reading his inspiring story has cured my of the gayness.


you know, that's actually a really good way to break up with someone. if they are annoying and persistent, just tell them you are straight now. thanks, jesus!

]]> konstantconsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615125 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:59:29 -0800 Comment by Laurence Ballard Lost in all the hubbub of the news of Rev. Ted Haggard's triumphal return to heterosexuality, Pastor Ralph also said that they had found the lost land of Mu, the Fountain-of-Youth - and that, yes, Virginia, there really IS a Santa Claus.

No mention of the Tooth Fairy.

]]> Laurence Ballard http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615170 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615170 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:41:32 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO From the "you gotta be kidding me" dept.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615196 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615196 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:51:37 -0800 Comment by deeky and to think, he did it all without dobson's help. good for him!

]]> deeky http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615241 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615241 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:13:40 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Mike in MO: lucky you. Haggard might be moving to your neighborhood (either that or Iowa, he says).

Now if he really wanted to test his "cure", he'd try San Francisco. But no, he's going someplace safe. Because, you know, there aren't any evil homosexuals in Iowa or Missouri. No temptations there.

No. Stop looking at those farm boys, Ted. You're cured, remember?

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615244 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615244 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:15:11 -0800 Comment by Lindy how depressing.

]]> Lindy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615252 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615252 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:24:33 -0800 Comment by bijoubaby deluded former "spiritual leader" with a pending crackerjack-generated master's degree in head shrinking, telling vulnerable sheep-people they can be "cured like he was"... sigh... i just watched the alexandra pelosi documentary, and he was just tooo creepy. (:-c)

]]> bijoubaby http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615266 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615266 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:36:17 -0800 Comment by Brian Proving once again Christians lie better than anyone and I thought that was a sin. But this is just an extension of all the lying he has done all his life and is exactly what the Christians around him want to hear so they all can move on.
It is all ok now everything is back in it's place Haggard is cured and they can all get back to condemning homosexuality.
"The Devil made me do it" (Flip Wilson)

]]> Brian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615270 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615270 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:39:47 -0800 Comment by Liz Upton Why, what wonderful news for him! I am hoping that this divine magic will work for me too, and tomorrow morning I shall wake up to find that I am 20 lb lighter, that I am no longer part-Chinese, that I sweat less readily, and that I am no longer a bitter cynic. Hurrah for God!

]]> Liz Upton http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615272 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615272 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:40:53 -0800 Comment by Molly, NYC . . . the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual.

According to a third party. If Haggard really is convinced, that's rather sad. And please tell me they're getting real MSs and not those joke "Christian Counseling" degrees.

]]> Molly, NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615325 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615325 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:16:05 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO SDA: no, there aren't a gays in MO. Especially not in St Louis, and DEFINITELY not in the Central West End area...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615469 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615469 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:13:56 -0800 Comment by ellarosa " ...It was the acting-out situations where things took place." yeah, sure, that makes a lot of sense, ralph. very convincing.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615487 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615487 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:34:22 -0800 Comment by catalina vel-duray Watch for his master's from some bullshit unaccedited institution with the words "family", "liberty", "freedom", or "Heritage" in the name.

]]> catalina vel-duray http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c615752 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:53:33 -0800 Comment by larry clark Dobson and his ilk know that homosexuality is a gift that God has given gays. They cannot counsel anyone to become heterosexual, so they lie to everyone about their abilities to change homosexuals to heterosexuals because they have been denied those Holy feelings themselves.

]]> larry clark http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c616996 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c616996 Homo Tue, 06 Feb 2007 23:42:13 -0800 Comment by monkey Sad that anyone would be so committed to living a miserable closeted life.

Enjoy, Ted! Jesus loves you baby!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c617820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c617820 Homo Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:58:26 -0800 Comment by Stevenizzle That was all just an "acting-out situation," eh? So sexuality is just a part time job that you can do while drunk or high? Maybe now that he's resigned as head of the big evangelical machine he'll be forced to work some more "secular" side jobs.

]]> Stevenizzle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c619285 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/02/100_totally_completely_entirely_heterose#c619285 Homo Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:46:03 -0800