Finally! We know who to blame.

Now if only we could find a way to purge Seattle of its very hip and cool coffee sucking stuck-up tree huggers.

Damn those tree huggers!!!

(And I’d always been told it was the money grubbing corporate overlords who were to blame for the lower class. What a relief!)

So, I am sure, would the "Alley Watch ghoul."

Perhaps you should forward her your address so she could post it in her alley.

If you’re so concerned about the privacy rights of junkies shitting drugs on people’s property then by all means, let’s have your address, you fecalphile.

He also stops by my partner's office once or twice a year and tells him and his coworkers the story of his life while making a paper airplane and then attempting to sell it to them.

Strange, I never thought about what he does outside the office.

You really only need to do it once.