Comments on Weekend Agenda

I think this could be the best Slog entry ever.

Seriously.

I'm sticking to either hard cider and fresh german organic pretzels from PCC or maybe red wine and a nice salad with peanuts and sesame seeds ... now if you replaced the Rainier with a good beer, you might make me rethink that ...

Will, are you sure you're straight?

Seriously, Will. No straight man is going to have BOTH peanuts and sesame seeds on his salad. You have to choose.

Yup, and I used to cut down trees in BC and build bridges and tunnels there.

Why? Don't you appreciate a stronger alcoholic content as found in a decent hard cider or a good Danish beer? My fave is Double Brown Ale (not for export) from New Zealand ...

mama's family is on tv for FREE every night from 8 to 9!!

You are such a fucking pervert.

Did you get dumped?

Brad, shades closed.

Why does "I used to cut down trees in BC" make me think "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK"?

Just remember that if you're gonna use Vaseline as lube, it's an oil-based product and should not be used with condoms. Or fire.

So I am not the only one who has cherished childhood memories of watching the campy hilarity that is Mama's Family with his grandmother on his summer vacations?

well, maybe not with his *grandmother* ...

At least it's the season that occasionally has Carol Burnett.

Be honest, Brad... is it the support hose that turns you on? Or maybe you are you into those oh-so-sexy print house dresses?

Will, it is all -- I don't know -- a bit odd, all combined.

I'm guessing it's that salt of the American earth Vicky Lawrence twang that really gets his panties wet.

On a side note, a few months ago a friend and I were going to see Ms. Lawrence perform at a 3rd rate Indian casino 20 miles north of Albuquerque. We arrived two hours early to get tickets only to learn that the show was sold out.

That's all.

You dirty minds should be ashamed of yourself!

A few facts, if you will:

1.) Rainier is delicious - or, failing that, we all know what one can do with an empty aluminum can if one can't find one's bong or pipe.

2.) "Mama's Family" is good old-fashioned family fun (which means it's only really funny if you are stoned or drunk)

3.) Vaseline can be used to sooth minor burns - in case some embers fly up and land on skin or, in a Rainier-enduced stupor, one were to put one's hand on a hot surface.

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT SEX! Sometimes (many times) it's about drugs.

I am substancially more concerned with Bradley Steinbacher than I was 30 seconds ago.