News The Morning News
posted by January 12 at 6:30 AMon
One War at a Time, Please: Did Bush declare war on Iran? He’s acting like it.
Brilliant! The Kurds are our only friends in Iraq. Let’s piss ‘em off!
London Calling… More of the Queen’s troops home from Iraq.
Tears of a Clown: President Bush cries at ceremony honoring very heroic—and very dead—U.S. soldier. Maybe we can forgive Pat Schroeder now.
Screwed: Pentagon rips up old rules and calls up National Guard troops for second year-long tours of Iraq.
Bombed: Explosion at U.S. embassy in Athens.
Smoked: Cops seize 120 pounds of pot, finally putting an end to the sale of that illegal drug in the United States.
Running Man: Senator Dodd declares.
Hard News: A David Beckham photo album—brought to you by the Washington Post.
Demver: Denver gets 2008 Democratic National Convention, beating out New York City.
The State of Coahuila… way more progressive than the State of Washington. Far-reaching civil-unions law approved in Mexican state that, hilariously enough, once shared territory with Texas.