Slog - Comments on The Best Thing Ever http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever My birthday is in May, and I'd like a Capuchin helper monkey, please. "Monkeys can do everything from putting a CD in the CD player, work with DVDs, help with computer work..." (A tip from Jen Graves: "Get as far as the monkey bath. Do not miss the monkey bath. Do not miss it.")... Copyright 2008 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:10:43 -0800 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:06:36 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Caveat Emptor Reminds me of the rather comical set of guidelines for bringing your helper monkey through airport security. Scroll to the bottom, the best is the last item...

]]> Caveat Emptor http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592498 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:23:36 -0800 Comment by Papayas This seems a little freaky to me. I don't have a problem with guide dogs, but it seems a bit like monkey-slavery, kind of like having a child slave.

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592501 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592501 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:27:11 -0800 Comment by djgirth DO you want your bathroom Monkey Clean and Monkey Fresh?"

]]> djgirth http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592503 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592503 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:30:46 -0800 Comment by herethere
It's all part of God's (the monkey king) plan for devolution, back to a time when primates will once again rule the earth... the clue is how monkey like our current president is, which is why he is so driven toward an apocalypse.

]]> herethere http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592539 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592539 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:35:43 -0800 Comment by bijoubaby or more importantly, don't miss the monkey bathing cats... (;-D)

]]> bijoubaby http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592567 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592567 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:47:58 -0800 Comment by Sha Why do I think 'Planet of the Apes' when I see this?

]]> Sha http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592606 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592606 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:29:29 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Apparently you've never seen Monkey Shines. :(

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592862 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/the_best_thing_ever#c592862 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:06:36 -0800