The Best Thing Ever
posted by on January 18 at 18:10 PM
My birthday is in May, and I’d like a Capuchin helper monkey, please.
“Monkeys can do everything from putting a CD in the CD player, work with DVDs, help with computer work…”
(A tip from Jen Graves: “Get as far as the monkey bath. Do not miss the monkey bath. Do not miss it.”)
Reminds me of the rather comical set of guidelines for bringing your helper monkey through airport security. Scroll to the bottom, the best is the last item...
This seems a little freaky to me. I don't have a problem with guide dogs, but it seems a bit like monkey-slavery, kind of like having a child slave.
DO you want your bathroom Monkey Clean and Monkey Fresh?"
It's all part of God's (the monkey king) plan for devolution, back to a time when primates will once again rule the earth... the clue is how monkey like our current president is, which is why he is so driven toward an apocalypse.
or more importantly, don't miss the monkey bathing cats... (;-D)
Why do I think 'Planet of the Apes' when I see this?
Apparently you've never seen Monkey Shines. :(
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