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Thursday, January 25, 2007

“Siddown…WALDO.”

posted by on January 25 at 14:54 PM

With the welcome (?) news of a Van Halen reunion, it’s time to look back on what was perhaps their brightest moment in an all-too-short career: the HOT FOR TEACHER video. For those who haven’t seen it in awhile, it’s not just a searing indictment of our educational system—and its lack of bikini-clad instructors—it also provides clear and unarguable proof that drummer ALEX VAN HALEN should never, EVER be allowed in a synchronized dance routine. Guys… C’MON! This video is going to be worshipped throughout eternity. Is it going to kill you to rehearse??

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This video is why I worship Mary Kay Letourno and all women like her and curse God we didn't have teachers like that when I was a kid.

Posted by elswinger | January 25, 2007 3:52 PM
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted by niche | January 25, 2007 4:14 PM
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@1 - same here.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 25, 2007 4:27 PM
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he he "i've got my pencil" he he


"I don't feel tardy"????


thanx 4 the mammaries

Posted by alexs'doublekick=gonADDrawk | January 25, 2007 4:59 PM
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My god. The drums! The guitar! The hair! And how can you even notice what Alex is doing? I can't take my eyes off Diamond Dave... that man had the moves.

Posted by rtw | January 25, 2007 7:47 PM

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