News Bangkok? Get It? Bang Cock?
posted by January 9 at 17:48 PMon
What the fuck is going on in Colorado Fucking Springs? Three Colorado Springs’ pastors have resigned for sexual misconduct—most famously Ted Haggard—and another is in trouble for some sort of alleged financial misconduct. Now this:
A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.
Gregory Lynn Burr, 28, face charges ranging from sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust to child abuse resulting in serious bodily injury, according to court documents reviewed by The Gazette of Colorado Springs. One of the students claims to have had scrotal surgery because of Burr’s alleged assault.
A student in documents said Burr would ask them, “What is the capital of Thailand?” When they would answer “Bangkok,” he would hit them in the groin.
The incidents allegedly took place from September 2005 to March 2006 at The Monument Academy.
Colorado Springs is the spiritual home to the American Christian Evangelical movement. It’s their Vatican Fucking City. Remember that the next time some born again douchebag starts going off about the Nancy Pelosi and her “San Francisco values.” I’ll take SF’s values over CS’s values. I mean, people get hit in the crotch in SF all the time—CBT they call it there—but it’s consensual and it doesn’t involve children. Christ!