Comments on Republican Priorities

Does this mean that they'd approve of me chasing down children with snowmobiles and guns?

Only with the proper permit.

Oh Josh, you miss the point. Pam doesn't want to create any more laws that might cause problems for her family... nor does she want any more people from the department of corrections oozing dust on her pearly white living room carpets...

Expect a bill from Roach limiting public officials from stepping on any carpet that might be soiled from their presence in private residences.

Just remember, friends don't let friends torture animals unless their friends call themselves hunters and torture them for fun.

Used to figure anything Roach had her name on was a bad bill - still true.

How else do they expect todays well fed hunter to actually get to the game.

So, under this bill, would it be legal to fuck an elk... as long as you're doing it from a snowmobile?

Giffy: you must live in the country like I do. The guys (and I use that term lightly) who want to hunt from their snowmobiles are fat fucks who are too lazy to get off their asses and hunt like real men.
Today's fucking lazy hunter doesn't go anywhere there isn't a drink holder.
I like hunting. I'm dating a (real) guy who hunts. Snowmobile hunting is like calling running over raccoons hunting.

Oh come on everyone knows shooting animals and fucking animals are in no way alike, somehow, I guess, maybe.

I can See it now, "So is this the right office to get my permit to molest deer? Oh, downt the hall, OK.

Only from a snowmobile.

Funny story, at Christmas, my brothers were talking about when one of them got stuck out in the snow with a broken leg after his snowmobile crashed, while the other one ended up having to hike for hours to go get help - and then hike back when help showed up much later.

Remember, real men don't fvck deer, they eat them.