Homo Re: “God Hates a Fag”
posted by on January 23 at 13:17 PM
Over at Newspeak—home to the Colorado Heterosexual Hall of Fame—they’ve pulled together a Donnie Davies Fag Club.
It’s also clear to me that, based on Donnie’s awesomeness, that he can be saved from the clutches of heterosexuality. To contact Donnie and let him know that good times and great gay sex await him, please send him a friend request and a message at myspace.com/donniedavies or email him at donniedavies@gmail.com, or AIM him at PastorDavies.To be a member of the Donnie Davis Fag Club you can add the icon above to your blog sidebar or myspace page and we’ll get some pins and maybe even some t-shirts made up. It’s not too late for Donnie! Please help him see that there IS a back door to heaven.
Meanwhile in the comments thread to my original post the debate rages: Legit? Hoax? Sublime? Offensive?
If it is a hoax—and some little bit of me is hoping it’s not—then it’s a spectacular one, and some enterprising DJ needs to do a dance remix of “God Hate a Fag” and get this into the clubs by Saturday. A bar filled with homos dancing their asses to Donnie Davis’ vocal stylings would be proof that there is a God after all.
And heaven’s back door is gaping open.
I've already responded to two different blog posts elsewhere this morning about how badly I want to come on his face. Hopefully our new friendship over MySpace will allow me this great and glorious opportunity to "shower him" with the Lord's love.
I just sent him an e-mail of what I want to do with him. I think I am going to go to St James light a candle and ask a priest for advise. You know, S & M and how it relates to Christian tradition.
And I'll be sure to get video.
And yes, Mark Mitchell, we will be sure to make him a Panty Bear. ;)
I think people should be nice to him. He's obviously soooooo close to a Ted. Pink shirt. That hunky blonde studio engineer he keeps holding hands with. The "Fill me with your love" Cartman reprise. Fuck him gently at first. That's all I'm saying.
The Myspace page for him is not letting you e-mail him. Either he is being "saved" or My Space is onto everyone trying to bombard him with e-mails.
Oh. So that's what happened to Har Mar Superstar.
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