She's been fucked up ever since she got raped by MC Scat Cat.
A Paula Abdul produced, live-action Bratz movie!? Whatever she's smoking, I hope they hand it out at the premiere.
HA! i just saw this on Huffington Post and cruized over to SLOG to see if... sure enough you caught it. That's gold, pure gold.
I'm SOOO glad the trend of implying that people and cartoon animals are fucking is over.
obviously the question is rhetorical, but i think literally: crack
I hear Charles is in development talks right now to make Zoo 2: The MC Scat Cat & Paula Abdul Story...
holy cow. that's fucking awesome.
the question was not rhetorical. I am preparing a poll as we speak.
She's not smoking anything. It's either just alcohol or a booze-pills cocktail. Reminds me of mom.
Yeah, I think she was just drunk.
sofa king wasted
Maybe this will help explain matters? At least, her agent certainly hopes so.
Says her rep:
(via perezhilton.com via cops online.)
"[This is] much ado about nothing," he says.
He says the station had "technical problems with the satellite and her sound was dropped not once but twice. Paula was in a small room by herself with only a cameraman. Paula was distracted and confused by the station dropping the sound. She did not know what was going on."
that poll no worky. what you slip in it's drink?
HOLY F**KING CRAP!
That made my afternoon.
It's Friday, I will have what she is having in a smaller dose!
That'll be me, at the night light, in T-minus 2 hours and counting, tick, tock...
if she didn't want to get busy with mc skat kat, why was she rocking that sexophonic plaid shirt and tapered jeans tucked into high top reeboks?
There needs to be an "all of the above" in that poll.
Hey Paula, do me a favor... every once in a while blow some spit bubbles out of your mouth and say "hick".
To GForce @ 19: Clearly, she was asking for it. Still, no means no.
P.S.--she wasn't doing the interview at 7am. It was 10am in New York.
In order to get that drunk, you have to start at 7.
Hasn't she had a lot of pain management issues? It seems to me like she's on a LOT of pain medication.
The Best Line:
"Any publicity is good publicity"
I like the map! More maps!
Booze w/pills if I had to guess. It's obvious the anchors are already trying to hold themselves together from whatever they saw on the feed coming in from the break. Aweseome.
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