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Friday, January 12, 2007

Oh My Freaking God

posted by on January 12 at 14:15 PM

What is Paula Abdul smoking on Q13 news?

hat tip to Amy D.

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Posted by Soupytwist | January 12, 2007 2:19 PM


She's been fucked up ever since she got raped by MC Scat Cat.

Posted by David Schmader | January 12, 2007 2:22 PM

A Paula Abdul produced, live-action Bratz movie!? Whatever she's smoking, I hope they hand it out at the premiere.

Posted by Eric Grandy | January 12, 2007 2:23 PM

HA! i just saw this on Huffington Post and cruized over to SLOG to see if... sure enough you caught it. That's gold, pure gold.

Posted by longball | January 12, 2007 2:24 PM

I'm SOOO glad the trend of implying that people and cartoon animals are fucking is over.

Posted by Baxter | January 12, 2007 2:25 PM

obviously the question is rhetorical, but i think literally: crack

Posted by looj | January 12, 2007 2:26 PM

I hear Charles is in development talks right now to make Zoo 2: The MC Scat Cat & Paula Abdul Story...

Posted by Eric Grandy | January 12, 2007 2:26 PM

holy cow. that's fucking awesome.

Posted by kim | January 12, 2007 2:27 PM

the question was not rhetorical. I am preparing a poll as we speak.

Posted by Ari Spool | January 12, 2007 2:28 PM


Posted by Misty Brown | January 12, 2007 2:29 PM

She's not smoking anything. It's either just alcohol or a booze-pills cocktail. Reminds me of mom.

Posted by Sam | January 12, 2007 2:30 PM

Yeah, I think she was just drunk.

Posted by Lark Hawk | January 12, 2007 2:30 PM

sofa king wasted

Posted by longball | January 12, 2007 2:35 PM

Maybe this will help explain matters? At least, her agent certainly hopes so.

Posted by matt garman | January 12, 2007 2:41 PM

Says her rep:

(via via cops online.)

"[This is] much ado about nothing," he says.

He says the station had "technical problems with the satellite and her sound was dropped not once but twice. Paula was in a small room by herself with only a cameraman. Paula was distracted and confused by the station dropping the sound. She did not know what was going on."


Posted by amydials | January 12, 2007 2:42 PM

that poll no worky. what you slip in it's drink?

Posted by seattle98104 | January 12, 2007 2:42 PM


That made my afternoon.


It's Friday, I will have what she is having in a smaller dose!

Posted by Nick | January 12, 2007 2:45 PM

That'll be me, at the night light, in T-minus 2 hours and counting, tick, tock...

Posted by longball | January 12, 2007 3:03 PM

if she didn't want to get busy with mc skat kat, why was she rocking that sexophonic plaid shirt and tapered jeans tucked into high top reeboks?

Posted by gforce | January 12, 2007 3:15 PM

There needs to be an "all of the above" in that poll.

Hey Paula, do me a favor... every once in a while blow some spit bubbles out of your mouth and say "hick".

Posted by monkey | January 12, 2007 3:15 PM

To GForce @ 19: Clearly, she was asking for it. Still, no means no.

Posted by David Schmader | January 12, 2007 3:19 PM

P.S.--she wasn't doing the interview at 7am. It was 10am in New York.

Posted by Boomer | January 12, 2007 3:22 PM

In order to get that drunk, you have to start at 7.

Posted by Ari Spool | January 12, 2007 3:28 PM

Hasn't she had a lot of pain management issues? It seems to me like she's on a LOT of pain medication.

Posted by genevieve | January 12, 2007 4:17 PM

The Best Line:

"Any publicity is good publicity"

Amen Paula.

Posted by clark | January 12, 2007 8:29 PM

I like the map! More maps!

Posted by McMapp | January 13, 2007 9:31 AM

Booze w/pills if I had to guess. It's obvious the anchors are already trying to hold themselves together from whatever they saw on the feed coming in from the break. Aweseome.

Posted by Dougsf | January 14, 2007 7:32 PM

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