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Monday, January 29, 2007

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

posted by on January 29 at 9:32 AM

Is the Prayer Warrior reading the Slog?


Dear Prayer Warrior,

First, I want to thank Josh Feit of the Stranger and King county executive Ron Simms [sic] for their debate last year. It has been a catalyst to jump start my initiative.

The second thing is to pray for the person who busted out my window at church yesterday. It seems that the homosexual community does not know how to practice what they preach when it comes to tolerance.

Pastor Hutch!!!

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this man is just one step above illiterate. why people follow anyone this idiotic is beyond me.

he is so genuinely excited to be a moron!!! paster hutch!!!

Posted by chump | January 29, 2007 9:45 AM

Something bad happened to me! It must be teh gays!

Posted by gfish | January 29, 2007 9:45 AM

Wow, the Gay Vandalism League (GAVL) strikes again!!

I wonder what else the Hutch tells his congregation is the fault teh gays?

Posted by seattle98104 | January 29, 2007 9:46 AM

Did they throw an AF brick?

Posted by StrangerDanger | January 29, 2007 9:48 AM

*rolls eyes*

No doubt teh gays pushed him when he fell on his bar-b-que last year too. What a moron.

Posted by SDA in SEA | January 29, 2007 9:49 AM

How does he know it was someone from the "homosexual community" who broke his window out? Did they say they are gay? But this is how these born agains opperate. Instill terror against one group which tolerates violence against that one group.

Posted by Andrew | January 29, 2007 9:50 AM

So it must have been his homosexual horse that stepped on his foot, eh ?

Damn gay horses....

Posted by dkstar | January 29, 2007 9:52 AM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but The Good Reverend's "church" is still Lake Washington High School's gym, yes? Should we not be more worried about The Children, whose venue for playing pickleball now has been compromised?

Posted by H0RATI0SANZSERIF | January 29, 2007 9:53 AM

Is anyone at the ACLU or Equal Rights Washington filing a complaint with the IRS to get his church's tax-exempt status revoked?

If not, why not?

Seems like filing an initiative is a pretty clear violation of the law.

Posted by Original Andrew | January 29, 2007 9:57 AM

Good God.

And, no, we really can't tolerate you, Hutch. Tolerance is extended to those who practice it. You can't tolerate the intolerant. It's the tolerance deal breaker.

Posted by Dan Savage | January 29, 2007 9:58 AM

@9: It's being looked into.

Posted by Dave Coffman | January 29, 2007 10:00 AM

He knows that it was someone gay based upon the ballistics of the throw. It was clearly a powerful underhand softball throw, the kind that only a lesbian can manage.

Posted by Gitai | January 29, 2007 10:03 AM

Dear Hutch - sorry, it was a straight god-fearing crack addict. Try not casting blame before you have all the facts.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 29, 2007 10:07 AM

#12 AHA!!! Those lesbians are at it again!!! (kidding)

Posted by Andrew | January 29, 2007 10:33 AM

@12: ahh, that explains. I couldn't imagine a gay man being able to accurately heave a brick through a window.

Posted by him | January 29, 2007 10:54 AM
16 if someone had redecorated his office...

Posted by keshmeshi | January 29, 2007 11:24 AM

"Practice what they preach"?????

Um, the "homosexual community" aren't the ones preaching here, ya moron. You are, and didn't that dead guy you like so much advocate judging not others and doing to others as you would have done to you?

Posted by Levislade | January 29, 2007 11:54 AM

those who cast stones shouldn't live in glass churches.

Posted by frederick r | January 29, 2007 12:16 PM

#8: I'm guessing it was his car window, not the school's window. That would be nice.

Now, can we please fast-forward to the inevitable scandal that eventually sinks this guy?

Posted by Dougsf | January 29, 2007 12:19 PM

Oops, meant to say breaking school windows WOULDN'T be nice. His car window I could car less about. Maybe some cold air on his face on the drive home will knock some sense into him.

Posted by Dougsf | January 29, 2007 12:21 PM

HA! i love it when hate-mongers get all preachy about tolerence. I for one always give up my seat on the bus to elderly clan members.

Perhaps we are too hard on Hutch. Afterall he called Josh Feit by his name and not "that commie jew at the fag rag on Cap hill" or something worse. That couldn't have been easy for him and is a true example of his tolerence in action.

Oh benevolent Hutch, please help us rid ourselves of our irrational disdain for you and your flock. Just one little Haggerdesque misstep would go a long way to winning our hearts and minds. Please, please open thy closet and let thy skeletons spill fourth!!!

Posted by longball | January 29, 2007 1:34 PM

@15, my delight is sucking cock has not so far in any way negatively impacted my pitching ability. Not that I'd bother to give the good pastor another reason to indulge in his persecution complex. I'd lay good money on this being a stunt of his own invention, btw.

Posted by Spence | January 29, 2007 1:39 PM

Is "busted out my window" a new euphemism for an otherwise unmentionable sex act? Was it good for you too, Hutchy?

Posted by Geni | January 29, 2007 4:23 PM

Oh, little Kenny! When are you going to realize that God isn't on your side?

Posted by dantc | January 29, 2007 6:07 PM

And you will know the vandalism of the gays by their designer bricks!


Posted by K X One | January 29, 2007 11:02 PM

Maybe if hutch got a real church, they could have someone patrolling the lot looking for drag queens with bats. As it stands, it was probably some kid who goes to school at "Antioch"

But having that kind of infrastructure takes away from the tithing, and that tithing is what helps hutch live the high life - just as all the money they raise for this initiative will help him (hell, he's probably hoping he loses, so he'll have another Christian Victim cred, and will get to keep the money).

Anyway, I'm sure some idiot prayer warrior who read this little missive paid for Reverend dipshit's window.

What a life. Sucker enough suckers, and you only have to work on Sundays.

Posted by Our Lady of the Gym Shoes | January 30, 2007 10:50 PM

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