Comments on Notes From The Prayer Warrior

Oh, that's the worst kind of bread.

His foot is bread because is body is black communion.

So, is Hutch the one with the breaded foot or is it a member of his parish?

Breaking bread with ol' Hutch doesn't sound so bad. Keep your friends close and the friends of God closer.

His foot is bread because His body is black communion.

Good Christ. Hutch must be the biggest klutz this side of Barny Fife. How did that clown ever make it into the NFL?

I'm prayin' that horse breaded his foot in a thousand places.

What the heck is he doing with a horse ? And it makes me wonder what kind of footwear he was wearing.

I've shown horses for over 10 years, and been stepped on loads of times. Never once have I broken a bone. That doesn't mean it can't happen - but it usally doesn't if someone is wearing boots - which they should be if they are in a situation with a 1500 pound animal.
Geez...this guy is a dumbass.

That is particularly disturbing since I spent a portion of the weekend reading this.

I grew up in an evangelical household, and this reminds me of what drove me away from the religion in the first place...

Why the fuck does this guy need a horse? What part of his "ministry" requires him to have a horse? Most pastors live on the tithing of their followers, although I know he was a pro ball player. Are they tithing knowing that he owns a horse?

If I was a member of his church, I'd be really put off knowing that I was paying money every week so that this schmuck can go galloping. But then again, if I was a member of his church, I'd probably be way too deep into the bullshit to notice.

A ritzy house on the eastside. A propane bbq grill. A horse. Trips to foreign countries. Hate really pays off. Especially when you can get some morons to come to church services in a gym.

Dkstar, the footwear question is pretty obvious. You have to take your boots off first in order to get your pants off.

Dear Prayer Warrior,
My horse stepped on my foot last night and broke it when I was trying to get into position for him to fuck me. Pray that it isn’t too bad of a bread [sic], and it heals quickly so that I can steady myself for the ass pounding from my big stud.

Your Pastor,
Hutch

ps. Bless President Bush. He's dreamy.

@ 9 ... Typical evangelicals, as you know, are right wing in every way - meaning that they like money. So just as the typical right wing working class guy doesn't begrudge, say, the CEO of the NY Stock Exchange getting $140 million, he won't begrudge his pastor living high off the hog either, because he dreams of having that himself. The logical and ethical contradictions don't register on a right wing radar.

Dkstar @#7:

Even with boots on, a big enough horse stamping hard enough can do a number on your toesies - only bone I've ever broken was my right little toe after having it stomped on by a pregnant Lippezaner mare.

(And no funny ideas out there - I was mucking her stable at the time.)

God didn't do much in the way of helpful healing, though - I just taped it to the next toe over, and it eventually healed all by itself.

I'm still worried about his breaded blood counts.

"Mucking her stable."