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Thursday, January 4, 2007

??!! Little Hercules… in 3D!

posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on January 4 at 16:08 PM

Get ready to reel in awesome confusion! This kid is RICHARD SANDRAK, a pubescent weight lifter from the Ukraine who has not only been featured in a myriad of professional body building competitions, he already has his own exercise video (entitled The Little Hercules Workout Video for Kids) and is starring in his own feature film entitled LITTLE HERCULES 3D, co-starring Hulk Hogan, Robin Givens, Elliot Gould and JUDD NELSON.
YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THE TRAILER FOR THIS MOVIE HERE!
This is so awesome/creepy I can’t begin to wrap my brain around it.

lil hercules.jpg

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This should give Charles something to take his mind off the Christmas In The Northwest CD cover.

That's just so wrong!

Posted by monkey | January 4, 2007 4:13 PM
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Creepy.

Posted by Bosco | January 4, 2007 4:13 PM
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Wow! Judd Nelson!

Posted by J.R. | January 4, 2007 4:16 PM
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the future potus, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by charles | January 4, 2007 4:19 PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

afternoon green haze postings

Posted by sidney | January 4, 2007 4:58 PM
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I'm really disappointed with Elliot Gould. He was one of my favorite actors of the 70s.

Posted by elswinger | January 4, 2007 5:00 PM
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@6 -
Seriously, what a precipitous decline for Mr. Gould since MASH.

Damn you Humpy, i am going to have nothing but nightmares for days. I thought the little beauty pagent girls at the end of Little Miss Sunshine were creepy, but damn! damn damn damn

Posted by longball | January 4, 2007 5:09 PM
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That picture looks like the head has totally been photoshopped onto the body.

Posted by TRunner | January 4, 2007 5:23 PM
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that is just so damn stupid!

Posted by Brian | January 4, 2007 6:42 PM
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I remember hearing about this kid on inside edition or some shit like 3 years ago.

Posted by The CHZA | January 4, 2007 7:05 PM
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Where's child protective servies? This looks like child abuse or photoshop.

Posted by Papayas | January 4, 2007 7:07 PM
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And apparently he has some kind of relationship with Ernest Borgnine.
http://www.richardsandrak.com/Shoot%203.htm

Posted by mattymatt | January 4, 2007 7:44 PM
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I saw a show about this kid on TLC last year. It seems his parents mostly put him up to it. It's definitely not a photoshopped pic--it's real--and CREEPY.

Posted by Joey | January 4, 2007 9:31 PM
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Holy crap this photo makes me want to vomit.

Posted by Kim. | January 4, 2007 9:55 PM
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That pic made me puke all over my desk. But now we will all know what the long terms results of steroids on the pre-pre teen age set. Just think of it, pre-schoolers shooting up steroids on the play ground.

Posted by Andrew | January 5, 2007 7:19 AM
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Is Judd Nelson playing the school principal? That is brilliantly ironic casting.

Posted by Sean | January 5, 2007 7:47 AM
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You know it's bad when you feel sorry for Judd Nelson's career. Elliot Gould is obvious, but Judd Nelson really didn't have much farther to fall.

Posted by Brie | January 5, 2007 7:56 AM
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He looks like the poster boy for NAMBLA.

Posted by elswinger | January 5, 2007 8:05 AM
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Why does every movie trailer in the world start with:

"In a place"...
"In a time"...
"In a world"...

Posted by pffft | January 5, 2007 8:49 AM
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Did you say creepy or crappy?

Posted by Sean | January 5, 2007 11:26 PM
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I remember reading back when I was a teen that weightlifting wasn't recommended for prepubescent children.. exercise, fine, but I wonder what sort of problems he'll have later in life..

Posted by Nick W. | January 9, 2007 7:17 AM
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RICHARD IS SO SEXY

Posted by NICO | January 15, 2007 3:41 AM

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