Lindsay Lohan and Her Appendix: Splitsville!
posted by on January 4 at 13:42 PM
According to multiple sources, teen queen LINDSAY LOHAN has called it quits with her APPENDIX, after a relationship lasting 20 years. Lindsay had been expressing discomfort with the bodily organ for some time now, and the disagreement apparently came to a head today, when she was rushed to the hospital to have APPENDIX forcibly removed by surgeons. Lindsay is now resting comfortably, while the location of APPENDIX is currently unknown. (Has anyone checked eBay?)
In a related story, K.FED text-messaged APPENDIX to ask if it “wanted to hang out.”
Darling Lilo appears to have grown a ballsack as well, if that illustration is anything to go by.
Damn that girl will do anything to get out of going to work with a hangover.
I heard that Aaron Carter is surgically implanting Appendix into his body, and now Lindsay and Appendix are feuding.
Fireappendix!
I did not think it possible to *have* cirrhosis of the appendix.
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