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You the man now, dog!

Posted by RD | January 5, 2007 3:14 PM
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this is a rather good point.

Posted by Ari Spool | January 5, 2007 3:36 PM
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I'm married to a former teacher, and we never ever watch any Noble Heroic Teacher movies. They are always and forever painful, even when they're not obviously racist.

But, I think Hilary Swank is beautiful, big teeth and all.

Posted by pox | January 5, 2007 3:40 PM
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Really, only a self-hating woman would claim Swank is "homely". Puh-leaze! I'd hit that, and any hetero guys you know would hit that too. Multiple times.

Posted by seattle98104 | January 5, 2007 3:48 PM
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NES is right, of course--clearly a more thoughtful and temperate soul than I. I have a weakness for a cheap shot, and my distaste for H-Swank's face has very little to do with the film. But would I have preferred Jessica Simpson in the lead role? Um, YES!!! Think of the possibilities!

Also, I don't really hate white people. It's just that we're SO CORNY.

Posted by Lindy West | January 5, 2007 3:52 PM
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I have a distaste for her face, as well.

Posted by chad lowe | January 5, 2007 3:53 PM
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i'd rather see 'homely' Hilary than that gawdamned annoying 'mcdreamy' yutz Patrick whatshisdick...

jessica simpson WOULD have been delightful in that role... then schmader would have had another deliciously bad movie he could endlessly comment on...

Posted by michael strangeways | January 5, 2007 3:55 PM
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Hillary was The Hawtness in Boys Don't Cry. *swoon*

Posted by Jez | January 5, 2007 4:13 PM
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I think we're long overdue for a movie with Ice Cube as a teacher at Exeter, or something. Let's turn this cliche on it's head and have some fun.

Posted by longball | January 5, 2007 4:20 PM
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served.

Posted by blehpunk | January 5, 2007 4:35 PM
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Gotta agree with Lindy. Hillary Swank fails to possess any of the qaulities that I consider attractive.

Posted by dewsterling | January 5, 2007 4:41 PM
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Um, Seattle98104:

Just because you would bone Swank doesn't mean her teeth aren't abnormally, distractingly large.

People have sex with uggos all the time. I mean, someone is like, boning Howard Stern all the time.

Posted by Meagan | January 5, 2007 4:52 PM
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I think Hilary Swank is tres hot - but I do think her looks aren't suited for the typical Hollywood style, and when she tries to femme it up, the look doesn't quite work.

Posted by genevieve | January 5, 2007 5:02 PM
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Who cares? I have big teeth. and I hate big teeth. But not more than i hate too-tiny teeth. I also think Hilary Swank is a hottie, but I like the idea of a homely hottie. It makes a certain amount of sense.

Posted by annie | January 5, 2007 5:22 PM

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