First, the only cure for a hangover? A time machine. Go back to last year and don’t drink so fucking much.

But, more importantly, on to sports! The Bears, as I’m sure you all saw, looked like shit last night in their loss to the Packers. Rex Grossman managed a perfect ZERO for his QB rating, and things don’t look good. Our secondary should maybe be downgraded to a tertiary, as they couldn’t stop Favre from marching the ball down the field, and our offense was just offensive. Even if the Packers hadn’t scored 13 points off interceptions, the Bears would not have won this game playing flat as last night’s uncorked champagne.

But I’m still sanguine about the chances that I’ll have to be finding a way to Miami come February: why? Because all of the NFC playoff teams have stunk for the last month or so. They’ve stumbled into the post-season like a cab full of drunks staggering into a diner for a post-last-call grease-fest. The Seahawks, Cowboys and Giants have all stunk for the last month, with only the Eagles and Saints coming on strong.

So, beat the Cowboys (totally do-able) and we’ll be liveslogging the Bears-Seahawks again. I know you all just cannot wait for that—Brad, fix your computer.