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LMAO:

"Nazi Goths is another worrying tribe and make up about 9% and growing of the Gothic Culture."

Posted by Big Wags | January 16, 2007 3:56 PM
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Nazi goths are a real thing. Have you heard of the WalMart totenkopf shirt fiasco? They were eating that shit up.

Posted by s | January 16, 2007 4:06 PM
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I'm sorry that the shirts are not available, as I think this slogan would be a huge hit amongst goths and everyone:

I'M A
CROSS DRESSING
DRUG INJECTING
SELF MUTILATING
BABY RAPING
DEVIL ADORING
VAMPIRE WHORING
SCHOOL SHOOTING
ANIMAL ABUSING
GOTH PIECE OF SHIT

I think I'll go for the ringer T.

Posted by Fnarf | January 16, 2007 4:06 PM
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best web site EVER. Goth punk? what the fuck is that shit? and NEO-folk is "Nazi goth"...holy shit this is SO AWESOME...and yes...I'M GONNA BUY ME AN ANTI GOTH T SHIRT!!!

Posted by nipper | January 16, 2007 4:12 PM
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I like how suddenly the Columbine guys planned 9/11. Don't worry about them Arabs and Eye-rackies, folks, just kill the goths!

Posted by Megan | January 16, 2007 4:17 PM
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"predator goths"?

I now have an image of the chick from Evanescence leaping out of the darkness and sucking the eyeliner off the victim.

Posted by stresskitten | January 16, 2007 4:18 PM
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^^Megan: did you see the "All Goths are Potential Terrorists" mousepad, complete with picture of plane exploding inside WTC? Classy!

Wow. I am totally gonna buy the "Goths are Worthless Cunts" tote bag for my trip to Hawaii. HA HA HA!!

Posted by him | January 16, 2007 4:19 PM
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I'd buy a t-shirt, but I only wear black.

Posted by JC | January 16, 2007 4:20 PM
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"The greatest threat to today's society is the rise of the gothic subculture. Goth is a sinister and violent subculture obsessed with Satanism, Wicca, Vampirism, BDSM, rape, child abuse, Hitler, bondage, sick sexual perversions, serial killers, death, drugs, self mutilation and other sick practices to vile to mention. Goth's are the Devil's Children. In my opinion, Goths are more dangerous to children than paedophiles"


Hitler, really. Did you have to play the H card. And so soon. Mussolini maybe, but Hitler

Posted by Giffy | January 16, 2007 4:21 PM
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This "reverend" must be related to that fuckwit in Topeka. Pretty soon we'll have "God hates Ice Cream" and "God hates Plants".

On the otherhand, we have *ECB hates cars*, and *Charles hates all non-Danish residential architecture*... so maybe we should start those websites as well with *reverend* Fnarf as the contact point...

Posted by Dave Coffman | January 16, 2007 4:28 PM
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Aren't 100% of goths "Goth victims?" I mostly remember them getting the shit knocked out of them in high school.

Posted by Gitai | January 16, 2007 4:29 PM
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Where did you get that picture? That looks just like it was taken outside the cafeteria of my High School alma matter (Joel E. Ferris in Spokane, if you were wondering).

And is the Slipknot kid flipping the bondage-Goth-kid off, or is he flipping the camera off (is he Goth and proud)? Because if someone in a Slipknot shirt thinks a kid in any other type of clothing is more retarded than he is, he is sorely mistaken.

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | January 16, 2007 4:32 PM
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The site looks poorly laid out enough to be real, but the merchandise just hints of parody. I mean "goths are worthless cunts" just doesn't seem like sometime a fundi would say. Isn't cunt a swear word or something.

Have to say that were I still i nhigh school these shirts would make for some awesome pomo ironic attire.

Posted by Giffy | January 16, 2007 4:34 PM
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Gosh, I guess all the "Goths" I knew in high school just weren't living up to expectations. Less marching band, more baby-sacrificing!

Posted by Jessica | January 16, 2007 4:36 PM
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from the website: "We cannot have an organization called 'Parents Against Goths/Punks/wiccans/self harmers/thrashers/grungers/heavy metallers', because this would be ridiculous. "

So calling it that is ridiculous, but actually having a group that is against goths/punks/wiccans/self-harmers/
thrashers/grungers/ heavy metallers (metallers?) isn't? That list includes half the teens in the country.

Really, the idea that people who are way too into the movie "Underworld" are a threat on par with al Quaeda makes me giggle.

Posted by Lark Hawk | January 16, 2007 4:37 PM
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The dancing guide missed the whole guys-doing-fake-martial-arts thing. What the fuck is up with that, anyway?

Posted by Matthew | January 16, 2007 4:39 PM
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Things I learned from that website: Goth kids are not good at killing themselves. Lie on surveys.

Posted by IggyReilly | January 16, 2007 4:48 PM
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The fakie martial arts moves are obviously a side effect of hours of Xbox.

I have no info on the photo; found it here: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=goth

Posted by Amy Kate | January 16, 2007 4:50 PM
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I used to think I was different from everyone else, and then I realized I was wearing black and was not.

But Underworld is k001.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 16, 2007 5:11 PM
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The one in the front is a boy goth or a girl goth?

Posted by PA Native | January 16, 2007 5:43 PM
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Usually when you can't tell, it's a boy. They wear more lipstick.

Posted by SeattleExile | January 16, 2007 6:48 PM
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Who knew that bad hair, bad makeup and a dress code straight outta 1997 would be the end of civilization as we know it?

Posted by let's get some shoes | January 16, 2007 6:56 PM
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“The Only Good Goth Is a Dead Goth”

...see, I could see goths actually wearing that. With pride.

It's like the site is a hoax, or they just don't get goth.

Posted by K | January 17, 2007 12:23 AM
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The dance descriptions are great... but they forgot the most IMPORTANT move of all! "Clearing the cobwebs from the face!!"

Posted by corianton | January 17, 2007 3:57 AM
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This site *must* be taking the piss.

I mean, would a parental/religious group really be selling shirts that are quite so good for goths?

"All goths are worthless cunts" and "The only good goth is a dead goth" are just too perfect.

I'm unconvinced.

Posted by sebFlyte | January 17, 2007 5:36 AM
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if you are going to condemn "Goths" for being killers and say how bad that is then why would you sell a t-shirt that advocates killing goths, as in "The only good goth is a dead goth". Juuuust a little hypocritical.
If this site is real then the only reason there are so many people wanting to be "Goths" or want to feel they are on the outside of mainstream culture (when in reality they are just a major part of mainstream culture, ooops sorry just sayi'n) but as I was saying the reason there are so many goths is because of the hate from sites like this one and the middle class attitude it comes from. After all there are no better killers in the world than American Christians. They are the reason so many people pick up a gun in the first place to kill in the name of "God". some kid might pick up a gun and look like a Goth but lots of Christians pick up guns and kill all the time. It is happening at this very minute.

Posted by Brian | January 17, 2007 10:13 AM
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Techie complaint: a lot of Slog entries lately have used extended characters for apostrophes and quotation marks. Please knock this off: it makes Slog render funny in certain news readers and browsers.

Educated guess: you guys are writing your blog posts in Word, then cutting-and-pasting them, fancy curly quotes and all, onto the web. Please turn off curly-quotes in Word or use a different tool.

Posted by techgrouch | January 17, 2007 4:10 PM
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That's pretty fucking funny.

Especially the goths are worthless cunts one...

I may just have to by one of those.

Posted by Nick W. | January 18, 2007 3:38 AM
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This site is either disgustingly lied,

Or those christs have never read the book.


What gothisism really is? Go find out yourself, see yourself why we DARE to dress up diffrendly from the crowds of boring people. Why we really don't wanna be like the christians that wrote this.

This isn't funny, it's lies, and discrimination.

Posted by Tim | January 23, 2007 9:18 AM
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I feel sad for you Americans having to live with 6th Century Christian Extremists.

Posted by kirlian blue | January 23, 2007 12:49 PM
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Anyone else read the "Hatemail We Recieve" portion?

"I simply choose to ignore petty ignorant people who choose to question my authority. I have had this for many years, and people who respect me know i am a man of my word. People who don't respect me are usually narrow minded hypocrites and do not deserve my time and energy. To be honest most of the emails i receive i put straight into the trash folder, i think that's quite fitting, since it's generally trash who send them. Remember only God's elect go to heaven, why should i waste my time on people who spit on God? Who live their lives by the devil's words."

Oh the irony of that statement. Someone PLEASE tell me this was written by Maddox. Then again, Christian extreamists always seem to surpass what I believe is the limit of human stupidity.

Posted by Kage No Oni | January 24, 2007 12:45 PM
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this website cant´t be meant seriously?!! I´m speechless. If there is a referend green, it would not surprise me, if he wants the inquisition back...
I really don`t know, if I should consider this website serious:
when he hates goths, than he must hate black clothes. But why does the shop sell to a large extent black shirts??

Posted by goth from germany | January 25, 2007 5:05 AM
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GODHATESGOTHS was put up by a REVREND! for a CHRISTIAN CHURCH!!!! thats the most hypocritical thing ive ever seen in my life.
Im gothic and proud. im not a vampire, im not a criminal, im not going to kill anyone ever. i am living proof that everything on godhatesgohts is a LIE. im a die-hard non-conformist. i refuse to be raped by conformity. id like to approach this rev.green fellow and put a loaded gun in his hands, tell him, im a goth, back up your lies and do what you think is right. i really doubt he would pull the trigger.

Posted by Josh Rooney is a goth. | January 25, 2007 4:41 PM
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This is absolutely hilarious. Just the fact that GodHatesGoths even exists is funny, but the real iceing on the cake is that this guy thinks that he has the right to judge all people. He is generalizing people of an entire sub-culture. He says that God hates these people when he bases these ideas that were written 50 years after Christ's death by humans, not God. He has absolutely no right to say these things. I don't beleive in this vengeful, hateful, unforgiving, judgmental God that he talks about. I say that what ever god is out there, he/she loves all living creatures and, more specifically, goths too. I beleive that as long as you're a good person, you'll go to paradise. If you aren't, you come back to purgatory until you get it right. It doesn't matter what you wear, or what music you like. I for one, love Marilyn Manson, but I have never commited a crime or sexually abused/been abused, and I don't whore myself out. I am a decent human. Music doesn't commit crimes, people do. People who are messed up in the head commit crimes. This "man" is trying to create an entire generation of prejudice, polo-wearing, smiling-so-much-it's-sickening people. This is like saying that all blacks are from the ghetto or are in gangs. Or that all asians are smart. Please people, I am begging you, keep an open mind, don't stereotype us, and don't say that all goths are bad. We really aren't all bad. We too are humans and there are bound to be bad apples, but the rest of us are delicious.

Posted by 14 year old goth girl who has more brains than this | January 26, 2007 3:19 PM
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As a Christian, you goths make me sick. The way you dress in public (like sluts and gender benders) is a blasphemy to the gift of procreation. I hope the Reverand Green gets his campaign all the way to the whitehouse and has Goth banned. You'll never molest my children you sickos.

Posted by Stuart | January 28, 2007 8:18 AM
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*laughs hysterically*

Do you people honestly not see that this is a fucking joke??!! Holy shit dude, if you think this shit is serious, read the survivor story for crying out loud.

I'd stick around, but I have some child-molesting to do...

Posted by Manson_Is_The_Real_God... | January 29, 2007 11:11 PM

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