Life God’s Gift to Socializing Stoners
posted by January 26 at 15:08 PM
onThat’s right: Hot Tamales—“America’s Favorite Cinnamon Candy” and nature’s most perfect food—has a minty new sibling. Hot Tamales Ice are identified as “Chewy Mint Flavored Candies,” which comes close to summing up what they actually are, which is edible gum.
Really, if you’ve ever been hungry for gum, you MUST try Hot Tamales Ice, as they will help you actualize a dream. However, as candy, Ice can’t hold a candle to original recipe Hot Tamales, which are also kinda like edible gum, but at least the gum’s Big Red instead of Doublemint.
Most importantly, if you’re one of those stoners who likes to mingle with the people—at art galleries, movie houses, or Marijuana Anonymous meetings—Hot Tamales Ice are literally a godsend (the first one since Jesus, as Eric Grandy pointed out), singlehandedly conquering both the munchies and musty stoner mouth.
Thank you, Ferrera Pan.
Comments
Sweet!
I call for a Tingle Mingle party.
Um, what about Mentos? You eat them, they're gum-like, and they are certainly minty.
Shouldn’t they call them something like Breezy Burritos or something? Chilly Chalupas?
Oh yeah, Mentos....word on the street is they're "the freshmaker"...
OK, great, but why is there an angry sperm on the box?
if you’ve ever been hungry for gum
best line of the day. thanks, schmader!
So I take it that you're going for a Seattle-hipster/Seinfeldian Observations on the Ordinary and Everyday sort of thing these days? Do yourself a favor and don't.
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