Life Free Stranger Valentines!
posted by January 23 at 10:40 AM
onFlowers are too predictable, chocolate is too fattening, and cards are too easy. So instead of the usual Valentine’s Day gift why not make a public spectacle of your love by sending your sweetheart a Stranger Valentine! Not only is your Stranger Valentine absolutely FREE—no hidden fees! no sales personal will call! no shit!—it’s easier than Adrian Ryan in a K-hole!
Just click here, follow the simple instructions, and gush to your heart’s content! (Your heart’s content cannot, however, exceed 40 words.) Your valentine is FREE—absolutely free! 100% free!—and it will appear in our February 8 Valentine’s Day Issue!
The deadline is noon on Friday, February 2. Due to overwhelming demand, it’s first come first served and space is limited—so don’t delay! Get that Valentine in today!
The fine print: No assholes, no stalkers, no last names, no phone numbers, and one per customer—unless, of course, you’re poly and have video to prove it.
Comments
Who's this Polly?
by stalker you mean...fine i'm out. confidental to dan: just saw hugh on campus for the college republicans. i waved.
We've got the video to prove it... Who all would get to see this video?
:-)
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