Life Found: Leopard Print Thong Undergarment
posted by on January 21 at 15:40 PM
If you lost your leopard print thong last night, you can find your undies down near the intersection of 12th and Republican. I noticed them near the bushes this a.m. and just saw a young couple kick them joyfully down the street.
I can sort of understand the storm drain hair extensions and even single shoes and socks. But how do you lose your panties on a busy street?
Oh, Angela, don't ask. But thanks for finding them; I'd forgotten where I lost them.
I have to confess to having helped many women's undergarments to enter a state of being Lost.
Sorry, glad someone else was irresponsible.
Heh! I was stumbling around Capitol Hill last night and walked past that very undergarment (about 12:30am or so). I remember thinking simultaneously that it was a bit chilly out to be stripping, and that someone wearing a leopard print thong probably wouldn't be concerned about such things.
Ya know, it shows how polite we are here, that the undergarment should still be there waiting for its owner. Citizens of a lesser city would no doubt have laid claim to them by now.
So, one time, my friend was in the passenger seat of my car. He was being a dick, and yelled out the window to some jerks. He thought we were going to make the light, but we did not. As we were waiting, the jerks ran up to the car and punched him in the nose (the window was still open).
His nose started to bleed, and the only thing I had in the car was a pair of (clean) tighty whities I had in my glove compartment (long story, not very interesting actually). So he used that to collect his blood. Well, I didnt want them anymore, so he chucked them out the window. And I am sure, someone later, walking down the street, came upon a pair of bloody underwear and left bewildered.
Angela,
Clearly you're not familiar with the work of Art Frahm.
This is a predictable result of increased urban density. You lose your trees, but you see a lot more rotten panties. Brings balance to your life, as they say in the condo commercials.
This question comes from a paper with a column entitled "Fucking in the Streets"? Isn't that the obvious answer (substitute "doorway" or "alcove" or "urban nook" for street if necessary)?
Thank you for that fantastic link, Comte.
Upon inspection, one gets the impression that the author of the website that comte linked to really hates Frahn.
Simple answer - seven-bean soup. I love the stuff, but the day after can be ... interesting.
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