Sports Football is so Gay
posted by January 11 at 11:39 AMon
Just admit it. The hypermasculinity of the uniforms—broad shoulders, narrow waists (except on offensive linemen), muscles. So it’s never made much sense to me that so many Slog readers are so vehemently anti-football when so many are also pro-voyuerism. Straight guys who like football are all secure enough in our masculinity to just enjoy the violence, but there’s plenty to watch for the rest of ya.
Anyway, Slog posts that primarily link to other places are kind of lame, but I’m busy at work today, and as usual, the freakin’ geniuses at Deadspin.com are better at this than I am.
So: how one Green Bay Packer and Rex Grossman are gay gay gay.
How Matt Hasselhoff is lame lame lame