Sports Football is so Gay
posted by on January 11 at 11:39 AM
Just admit it. The hypermasculinity of the uniforms—broad shoulders, narrow waists (except on offensive linemen), muscles. So it’s never made much sense to me that so many Slog readers are so vehemently anti-football when so many are also pro-voyuerism. Straight guys who like football are all secure enough in our masculinity to just enjoy the violence, but there’s plenty to watch for the rest of ya.
Anyway, Slog posts that primarily link to other places are kind of lame, but I’m busy at work today, and as usual, the freakin’ geniuses at Deadspin.com are better at this than I am.
So: how one Green Bay Packer and Rex Grossman are gay gay gay.
How Matt Hasselhoff is lame lame lame
I think you mean Matt Hasselbeck, not Hasselhoff.
Football isn't sexy until you get to the locker room. The pads, the helmets, et all get in the way of seeing the guys themselves. Now Australian Rules Football - that is sexy. Tight shorts, lots of leg, clenched jawlines right out front, muscles and skin everywhere - the Aussies have it all going on. They don't need any padding and helmets getting in the way their sex appeal. US Football should take a lesson.
I believe Grossman is getting what's called in Chicago "The Dick Butt Kiss".
ok, Doug, that was good.
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