Gawd damn, it would suck to have to dress like that. I'm glad I can't sing.

Or she could wear pants. Sounds a lot simpler to me.

Or she could wear pants. Sounds a lot simpler to me.

White shoes after Labor Day. Was she raised in a barn?

i still find it bewildering that the majority of people in this country don't know that a VAGINA is an *internal* body part.
what people might see if someone isn't properly covering their bits-down-south might be some labia, but unless the underwear-nonbeliever is actively spreading said labia, one would really not be able to see any "vagina"...

yet we all know full well what a penis is, and what "balls" are.

(speaking of which - what is, exactly, this incredible fascination these days with balls? it seems to be EVERYWHERE...makes me want to crusade for ovaries everywhere who aren't getting any mention...)

Thank you, Jezbian, that's a pet peeve of mine too. Even the coarse slang terms that the kids all love (cooze, cooch, cooter, cookie, twat, muff, pud, etc.) are more physiologically accurate (if more offensive to the delicately constituted among us) than "vagina".

Well sure, anyone can exit a limo with a short skirt gracefully when they are sober. Where's the challange there?

A couple things, I remember back in the day when it was Brit v. Christina and everyone referred to Brit as the good girl and Christina as the trashy ho.... hmmm, well isn't this interesting.

And second... I totally LOVE balls!

Why does the car's interior change color between the first and second shots?

...and where's the dude come from?

I noticed that too. It's hypercolor!

And can we please call it a vagina? Vagina is so much funnier in this context. So is "vaginal canal", which we've never seen from even the most.. ahem.. "sex positive" celebrity.

Dude, there's no anatomical confusion. Vagina is just funnier. Also I will accept hoo-hoo.

I give it only an 8.7 and agree with the comment about white.

oh, and if people didn't shave down there and wore undergarments, it wouldn't be such an issue.

That makeup is creepy fucking hideous.

Please ladies, don't plate with da pancake.

Please explain to me why she lost points for "boobies spilling everywhere."

please explain to me how a knee-length skirt is considered short? i thought the problem came from britney wearing skirts the size of napkins.

ROFLMAO! (yes I'm a geek). But what happened next, did she enter the building, then turn around and rub her ass up against the window for the cameras, ala Brit?

But seriously, good lord, WHO KNEW we were entering an age where Christina would be a paragon of taste and restraint...

Cunt.

What happened to getting out side-saddle? Am I the only human on the planet able to swivel my hips with my knees touching? Who knew I was a gymnast!

Waaa Waaa vagina is internal, I have to find something about anything on the internet to cry about WAAA WAAA WAAA!

Are you fucking kidding me? First off, it's the angle of the camera's flash, that's why the color is different you fucktards, secondly, and I'm sure you'll shit from the mouth over this, the term vagina is commonly accepted as the term for a females genitalia. So learn some shit you fucks...not intended to all who posted, just those idiots.

Man that's one ugly looking skinny broad. Anyone who thinks that looks hot needs any eye checkup.
STAT!

Your all vaginas muhahaha!!!!

the term vagina is commonly accepted as the term for a females genitalia.

Especially if you're an ignorant hillbilly who can't speak English.
ONLY a retard would call a pussy a vagina.
YES, I'm talking to you Leroy.

OK B,
While you're washing your mouth out with soap, you can look at the pictures again and see that it is not the same car in the first shot as the other two. Look at the detail on the doors. Look at the top right corner of the door, hard angle in the first, rounded in the second. And look at that dude in the back seat that isn't in the other two. duh.

No, vagina is NOT a commonly accepted word for the female genitalia, it is a commonly USED word for the female genitalia. When most people say vagina, what they actually mean is vulva. But in standard intercourse, the vagina is what most directly interacts with the penis, so that's what kids learn to refer to a pussy as. It's a crying shame.

You guys are all tards, its obvious she is actually stepping into the car and not out of it, look at the graval marks on the road and see how they have shifted.

Yeh... The Crying Game was a real crying shame- ewwww

"i still find it bewildering that the majority of people in this country don't know that a VAGINA is an *internal* body part.
what people might see if someone isn't properly covering their bits-down-south might be some labia, but unless the underwear-nonbeliever is actively spreading said labia, one would really not be able to see any "vagina"..."

Sounds like somebody needs to iron my pants and make me a sandwich.

Thats funny, does the camera also change the color of the entire limo? Cause in the first pic the limo is white, the other two its black...sigh.

I thought vagina was just the box the penis comes in?

its January so therefore its not after labor day. where white all you want.

Where white?

There white. There wolf, there castle!

What?

Oh, I thought you wanted to talk that way...

"I thought vagina was just the box the penis comes in?"

You annoy me PumpkinEater

"You annoy me PumpkinEater"

Good I am doing my job!!

The limo is different you idiot. Its not the angle or flash of the camera, dumbass.

Wow I really feel cheated now, this picture is fake.. So maybe in the actually original, the white limo she gets out of maybe she does flash the poonannie

Well stated PumpkinEater. LoL. Hopefully these fucktards will quit "anal"yzing these pics with such scrutiny. Jesus, what is wrong with you people? You must support Bush as well.

I knpw some dude that farked her a bunch back in the day. she totally dumped him.

I was the guy that farked her, and I totally dumped her, thanks.

Never before have I read such a heated exchange over what to call a big fluffy hair muffin.

The pictures indeed do not appear to coincide with the article. Still, it was chuckle-inducing. I would like to sail a longboat down her vaginal canal.

All your vagina are belong to us...

That's a Man Baby!

Ummmm....that dude in her car is her HUSBAND. Jeez, ya'll are in the dark ages.

Psh, I don't care what you call it, I think it's funnier as a "cooter".

Hehehehehe

Pudenda, look it up!
Was it is good for you?
I like pudenda!

Well, the cars ARE different. One has white interior, the other dark. But it is at least the same dress.

Those of us raised in the 60's were actually taught how to stoop, sit, stand, bend over etc while wearing our mini skirts. Mums are falling down on their job letting these braods show their coochies "on accident".

The cars are different. The dress is the same. This means she wore the same dress twice. That's is the real scandal.

Vagina was a Roman medical term for the sheath, glove part of the female pudenda. Their conversational term was cunnus. Their medical term for the externals was vulva. In English 'cunt' covers it all. Women have now rehabilitated the word, for which we should all be grateful.

Gentlewomen and gentlemen, could we please argue about something more important than:

1. whether vagina is an acceptable term for a va-jay-jay or not

and

2. whether or not the first limo is the same as the second two.

Rather, let us all focus on the fact that the text and last two pictures are an excellent description and illustration of how to exit a limo without flashing your va-jay-jay to the world.

I recommend sharing this article with every young female you know.

'Hatchet Wound'

Whatever happened to keeping the legs together and swinging them both out of the car at the same time.Dunno, not a chick, just seems common sense.
Then again common sense would tell you to wear panties with a dress unless you want the 'pudendum' to be seen.

For those claiming "Vagina" is not an accepted term for the female genitalia, I have one word.

Synecdoche...

Pic 1: The Look of Cultural Irrelevancy.

How should men know what a female genitalia should be medically described as? Women know nothing of the anatomy or it's working of the male genitalia, hence routine infant circumcision still exist in America.

Are you actually blaming women for the infant circumcision rate in the US? Most mothers of sons I know (& have had a conversation with about this topic) deferred to the father of the child, who usually wanted his boy's bits to look like his own. I worry that in future, if my SO and I have a son, we will be conflicted about it, with me not wanting to have my kid cut, and SO wanting him to look like his dad. I think both sexes have a lot of misconceptions about circumcision, especially in US society, where we are hyper-vigilent about hygeine.

Natasha: Is there a reason where you separate SO and dad? Is that a hint that the SO and dad may be two separate people?

Doyou know the proper medical terminology of the male anatomy?

(hint; It's not cock.)

Maybe we should get back to worrying about camera angles, suicide doors and publicity stunts. No need worrying that women have been the number one reason males are still circumcised because they have been allowed to have a preference about the surgical definition of how they want male genitalia to look.

Never heard a discussion from men about the surgically modified preference of the Vagina.

For those whining about what to call a vag:

Get over yourselves. Yes, we understand that it's not the proper term for it, but guess what? 99% of the people in America (and I'm willing to bet a similar percentage in most other english speaking countries) will continue to call the outward appearance of a girls Meat curtains a Vagina. You can either have a heart attack about it, or keep quiet, don't stress about it, and just have the smug satisfaction that you're right, they're wrong, nyahh, nyahh, nyahh.

For those whining about the car:

Get over yourselves. She's wearing the same dress in the last two pics as in the first, so it still is an effective demonstration.

To those whining about how she's "fug" or whatever:

Every single one of you know that if she came to your doorstep in a plastic trashbag with 4 inches of pancake makeup, her legs bloody from the period she was on, and her ass still sore from a gangbang she just performed, you'd still jump her just for the fact that she's Christina Friggin Aguilera.

And for those of you that still deny that you wouldn't (and I know that some of you will,) The following link is for you:
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o83/zblewski_kaszub/standards4wn.jpg

For those whining about people whining about what to call a vag:

Get over yourselves. You can either have a heart attack about it, or keep quiet, don't stress about it, and just have the smug satisfaction that you're right, they're wrong, nyahh, nyahh, nyahh.

Nobody is forcing you to stop sounding like an ignorant buffoon, so why get all bent out of shape?

Farker: That made me chuckle a little.

I can't exit a limo without showing my dick and balls.

er...you mean;

cock and balls.

stonent: No, SO is husband and would be dad of as-yet-unconceived hypothetical son. We've discussed circumcision in the past, but not had to make that kind of decision.

And "Dear Natasha" (how brave of you to hide behind my name) I wasn't the one implying that women were the decision-makers on that topic, Mr. Foreskin Johnny was. He went in a different direction with this thread, one I thought was more interesting that what the proper terminology is for twat and cock.

But by all means, get back to your riveting life of being an audience to the publicity stunts of vapid attention whores. I'm sure it's the most important thing you'll do today.

Nose Job.

All of ya need to get a life. Why give a s**tin the first place?

I don't think Natasha can speak for what is the most important thing anyone will do today or what scale they will place those events.

Natasha you are implying that men are to blame for cirumcision and I believe that women are to blame for their ability to have an opinion of how they prefer the surgical modifications to infant males sex organs and men are not allowed to have this same option. You have choosen to change the arguement to how you are a victim and how shallow the rest of us are for being entertained.

Um yeah, circumcision is usually wanted by the dad or with 'advice' from the doctor.

1. It's a vulva, not a vagina.
2. There are two limos pictured here.
3. The sit and pivot method is tried and true.
4. It is possible to disagree on the Internet without screaming "idiot" all over the place and busting an embolism.

let's ask christina aguilera what she thinks of male circumcision.

she loves circumcision, she performs them with her teeth in a nightclub every saturday night

Umm.. never heard a Dad say he prefers to sleep with or blow a circumcised man. Heard lots of women say they think foreskin is yucky.

Never heard a man say they think labias are yucky.

Uh...I like whatever Britney don't. I am a jealous whore who sings like Whitney.

I am a woman, I am not allowed to have an opinion about the surgical modifications of infant male genitalia and obviously a prude who won't show her coochie.

Vagina, BTW,is the Latin for "sheath," like the sheath of a sword. The connection shoould be obvious. In Spanish, 'vagina' turns into 'vanilla,' that sweet gooey extract from the sheath-shaped pod of certain orchids. This fact may add a touch more enjoyment to your next faceful of ice cream.

This skank has more dieses then a turkish whore. The fucktard that thought the flash was the difference in the pictures needs to kil himself. Out of a million sperm how in the hell was he the winner.

But if you're circumcised, you lose the best place on earth to keep your gum warm and moist.

Okay first off you all are a bunch of retards. The photos are taken with her getting out of two different limos. I was at the event and she came in one limo and left in another. The second photo was when she got out at a restaurant. Camaera flashes do not make black interiors change into white ones.
As far as any crotch shot goes, we get them when we can. And Britney's crotch shot was disgusting. You could still see the scar from her cessarian.

Why is it that the ONE classy Mickey Mouse clubber on the scene today is getting blasted for her attire. She is trying to NOT show anything.

Leave the kid alone.

God, Christina is so hot even if she's only stepping in/out of a car.

http://theblemish.com

"i still find it bewildering that the majority of people in this country don't know that a VAGINA is an *internal* body part.
what people might see if someone isn't properly covering their bits-down-south might be some labia, but unless the underwear-nonbeliever is actively spreading said labia, one would really not be able to see any "vagina"..."

I always liked "Mons Venus" or (my personal play name for them) "licky bits"

How about she doesn't use a hose to plater on her face. She still looks like a cheap plastic whore. Nothing will help that.

How about she doesn't use a hose to plaster on her face. She still looks like a cheap plastic whore. Nothing will help that.

"You could still see the scar from her cessarian."

Lord have mighty, she had a scar? A blemish? She was not perfect? She should be stoned and be forced to wear a Burka. Get real. If you got it, flaunt IT.

the point for us is to see it. some of these sluts only have it resting and this is the only time to air it out

ALL YOUR VAGINAS ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!11

@52

More like synecdouche

I'm so totally amused by the fact that this went from a how-to guide on the ability of one trampy poppette to keep her hooey from being exposed to cirsumcision.
THE INTERNET IS GREAT! Thanks Al Gore!!!!

I think I really saw Britney's vagina a few weeks ago, so the term is accurate for some.

This is a great post! Celebs need a little positive reinforcement.

And I think it's okay to wear white after Labor Day now. Especially if they're Louboutins.

Al Gore invented circumcision. (both kinds, but NOW holds the patent on female circ. All your labia belongs to NOW.)

GEE you guys give her a break she has style and i am so tired of hearing negative stuff about a woman who has a voice and well you know who does not..vagina, what ever..i think the press is so wanting to see all the womens
vagina..i am a big fan but damn leave her alone for gosh sakes..its the press that starts
all of it and the peeps feed off of it..its dark out and who cares she has class and the haters out there need to chill a bit. damn...
thats it..