I always thought Eddie balanced his guitar on his dick. I'm crushed.
That Google page is cool. I didn't know there was so many patents for bongs. Now to look up "dildo".
The US Trademark and Patent Office has been online with a searchable database for quite a few years now. Not sure why Google bothered with this?
Because Google seeks to index every piece of information in the universe, and make it easy to find through their familiar interface.
Don't forget the UW invented Bluetooth ...
"(e.g. the clitoris)" is one of the best parentheticals i've ever seen. go penn!
Not to mention this chestnut..
"...comprising a vibration generator adjacent to said seat, said vibration generator being adapted to selectively transmit vibration energy through said seat to said female user seated within said seat to stimulate said stimulation points."
MJ's antigrav device on display here, in the final seconds of his video for "Smooth Criminal"
Yeah, that's right, I called him MJ. The video brought me back there.
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