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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Anne Heche

posted by on January 24 at 16:04 PM

It looks like Anne Heche is a lousy heterosexual too.

Anne Heche and her husband are separating after five years of marriage, her spokeswoman said Wednesday…. Heche, 37, and Coleman Laffoon, a motion picture cameraman, were married in September 2001. The couple have a 4-year-old son, Homer.

They met while working on a documentary about Ellen DeGeneres’ return to stand-up comedy.

Heche was, of course, famously chomping away at DeGeneres’ twat during the filming of that documentary.

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1

Homer Laffoon? That's cruel.

Posted by DOUG. | January 24, 2007 4:15 PM
2

Beats Homer Heche though.

Posted by D'oh!! | January 24, 2007 4:42 PM
3

Is she moving to Seattle?

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 24, 2007 5:06 PM
4

"famously chomping away at Degenrous' Twat." wow. that's poetry, dan!

Posted by longball | January 24, 2007 5:10 PM
5

Uh, yeah. No one saw that coming...

I have to admit she's cute in her new show, kinda like a new Northern Exposure.

Posted by Original Andrew | January 24, 2007 6:36 PM
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Jeezus. I can't think of any name that sounds good in front of Laffoon, but Homer? Save the Homers and Sinjuns for middle names, folks. Unless you plan on home schooling k-12, the kid is going to get pummeled.

Posted by chimp | January 24, 2007 6:50 PM
7

How about Homer Heche Laffoon? Nice!

Posted by Randy | January 25, 2007 11:09 AM
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My husband and I were just agreeing how Men in Trees would be a great show if she wasn't on it. Her pasty, horribly madeup skeletor face, perenially dirty, stringy yellow hair and manic eyes are only equalled by her bird-like twitching and nasal deliveries. She is so unlikeable to watch, her bizarre energy is just a reflection of her inner neurosis. The girl is just a train wreck waiting for her next victim to run down. Unfortunately, this time it's her child, her husband and her future victim James Tupper's now ex-wife. This is the woman who told Barbara Walters she has an alter ego named Celestia (or was that Sybil?) and wrote an autobiography "Call Me Crazy."

PS: Excellent Blog one of the best!

Posted by jerzy girl | January 25, 2007 10:14 PM
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As reported by Entertainment Tonight, Heche has taken up with co-star James Tupper, who separated from his wife in November.

Posted by Kathy Fennessy | January 25, 2007 10:53 PM

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