As every single one of you is undoubtedly aware, tonight brings night number two of American Idol’s two-night season premiere—and this evening’s episode is devoted to the wealth of talent, delusion, and freakery the Idol auditioners found right here in Seattle.

To properly commemorate this momentous occasion, I will be live-Slogging the show as it airs. The show’s on Q-13, starting at 8pm. See you here then. (I’ll be the one gaping in horror and choking on bong smoke.)