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Friday, December 29, 2006

Women: Quit Your Bitchin’, Get Back in the Kitchen. Because Science Says So.

posted by on December 29 at 14:25 PM

From Medical News Today: “Cooking, Cleaning And Washing Helps You Ward Off Breast Cancer.”

The worst thing about this study isn’t the shitstorm it’s going to kick up or the ways it’s going to be abused by paleolithic fuckwads (the kind who always ignore The Science until it hands them ammo for their 12th-century opinions).

All I can think about are the hacky jokes by awful comedians that will inevitably follow. Can we get a gag order for Adam Carolla on this one? Actually, can we just get a gag order for Adam Corolla in perpetuity?

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Calm down.

Posted by Redshirt | December 29, 2006 2:38 PM
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And blowjobs reduce cellulite!

Posted by DOUG. | December 29, 2006 2:40 PM
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I also hate Adam Carolla. Zoo radio sucks. Give me real, compelling pathos over some shticky hack any day. Howard on Sirius is the way to go. Radio should, in the immortal words of Rakim, move the crowd.

Posted by pony | December 29, 2006 2:44 PM
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All I can think about are the hacky jokes by awful comedians that will inevitably follow.

Really, Brendan? That's ALL you can think about?

Hooray! The stand-up comedians (both hacky and not-so-hacky) have won!

pg

Posted by pgreyy | December 29, 2006 2:53 PM
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It's right to call this stuff out. The Man stinks and should be called to task.

And Adam Corolla...oh, nevermind. I just ate.

Posted by boo | December 29, 2006 2:56 PM
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Never mind Adam, I fear what Erica will do with this...

Posted by torrentprime | December 29, 2006 3:08 PM

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