Slog - Comments on When Brown Bunnies Turn Bad http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1 ATTENTION LADIES! For a mere $50,000 (plus expenses) actor/writer/director Vincent Gallo can be all yours—for a night, at least. ($100,000 for a full weekend.) Update: In the comments, Andrew Hitchcock—who managed to read farther down on Gallo's page than I did—points out this bit of lunacy in a post where Gallo offers to sell his sperm for $1 million: Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type... Copyright 2008 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:04:46 -0800 Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:19:17 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by seattle98104 that website is creepily narcissistic.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577778 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577778 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:21:20 -0800 Comment by Fnarf When people say "what a tool", this is what they're talking about. Guys who brag about their dick on their web page: nice. Why is this guy famous? He can't even write a halfway decent sentence.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577784 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577784 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:25:13 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi Wasn't he trying to sell his sperm a few years back? Like we need any of his spawn running around.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577786 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577786 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:27:37 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew He also looks like he'll drive you out in the woods and kill you then fuck you.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577793 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577793 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:34:02 -0800 Comment by Papayas "Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill."

Wow, EVEN Black chicks, he's sooo generous. I know this Black chick is very excited to hear that news!

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577827 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577827 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 15:28:26 -0800 Comment by Andrew Hitchcock That was a disturbing read. Later down, where he sells his sperm for $1 million, he writes:

"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount."

]]> Andrew Hitchcock http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577840 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577840 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 15:53:34 -0800 Comment by ginger oh my gawd!!! i cannot stop laughing!!!! waaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

]]> ginger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577851 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577851 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:12:28 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi Some sour grapes there, I see. Yes, Vincent, the Hollywood Jewish Conspiracy has prevented your boring, crap films from winning awards.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577863 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577863 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:38:14 -0800 Comment by longball According to Wiki this may be a prank...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Gallo

]]> longball http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577871 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577871 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:51:05 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Vincent Gallo is a prank. His movies, his website, his fucking toothbrush is a prank. His soul is a prank. It would be nice if he would just cease to exist.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577878 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577878 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:11:21 -0800 Comment by pony I, for one, think this is hilarious/genius/brilliant. That it inspires anger or wishes-for-his-non-existence makes it even more so.

]]> pony http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577902 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:10:20 -0800 Comment by girl on the bridge things people will do for promotion...
sad sad and so funny and so not funny all at once.
arizona dream was the only good thing he ever did.

]]> girl on the bridge http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577927 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c577927 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:18:45 -0800 Comment by Aexia Why is this guy famous? He can't even write a halfway decent sentence.

He's famous for getting Chloe Sevigny to blow him on camera.

]]> Aexia http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c578044 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c578044 Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:08:40 -0800 Comment by Gomez I got to that last sentence and just started laughing. What a fucking joke he is:

This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c578115 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/when_brown_bunnies_t_1#c578115 Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:19:17 -0800