Politics VOTE SQUIRREL!!!
posted by December 29 at 9:15 AMon
After a contentious meeting late last night in, yes, a smoke-filled room (pot smoke, so it was legal), the authors of Slog have decided to throw our support to SQUIRREL! Squirrels were here on Capitol Hill long before Slog—hell, long before people were—and they’ll be here long after we’re dead and gone. If anyone deserves to win this election, it’s squirrel.
The vote is currently tied—50/50, Slog/Squirrel. We can only have ties in soccer and, uh, Iraq (“We’re not winning but we’re not losing”), but not elections. A tie could throw this to the House—if you don’t want the likes of San Francisco liberal Nancy Pelosi or Taxachusetts’ Barney Frank making this decision for us, go vote squirrel!