Comments on Vote SLOG!!!
Since you declare Victrola superior to Vivace--blasphemy if I've ever heard it--I'm voting Victrola. Does it make sense? No. Am I doing it anyway, then going to Vivace to get a White Velvet Mocha? Hell Yeah.
Vivace has better coffee, but it is noisy, ugly, and the baristas can be mean. Thus, Victrola is the better coffeeshop. There is more than coffee to a coffeeshop. Vote Victrola. Or, if you are offended by Dan saying Victrola is better than Vivace, vote Victrola in revenge, as Anonymous did.
I was in Vivace when I wrote that post. For the record and stuff.
And now, you're bussing in Portland voters to throw the election.
Paging Stefan Sharkansky! Hello?
Well, who the hell are the fucking squirrels bringing in? It's a travesty. Seriously, how can you vote for one of those disgusting critters?
Vote Slog 'cause:
1)at Slog you don't have to look at poseurs writing fake novels and bad poetry as you walk by the window...
2)the art is better at Slog
3)Slog doesn't make you pee as much as drinking a mocha at Victrola
4)at Slog you are just a mouse click away from tons and tons of internet porn; at Victrola you'd have to walk all the way down hill to the Crypt to view a millionth as much porn...
W I L L
V O T E
F O R
S Q U I R R E L
Aaaaggh! You're bringing in the coons! That's not fair!
Comments Closed
In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).
