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Friday, December 22, 2006

Vote SLOG!!!

posted by on December 22 at 10:35 AM

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Slog’s lead over Victrola is shrinking fast. While Slog was once leading by forty percentage points, our lead is now just 30 percentage points. With 458 votes counted, it’s Slog 65% to Victrola’s 35%. Polls will be open until tomorrow night and you can vote once a day. So even if you’ve already voted click here to vote again.

Why should you vote for Slog? Because we want it. We’re actively campaigning, we’re taking this race seriously. We’ve got the fire in the belly. And Victrola? Seattle’s best coffee shop—sorry, Vivace—has a blog. They’ve posted once during this election. About the vote? No, about their holiday party. Victrola clearly doesn’t care. Since we now know that, if nominated, Victrola will not run, can we risk electing Victrola? If elected, will Victrola serve? Unlikely. A Victrola victory is a risk we simply can’t afford. The stakes are too high.

Vote SLOG!!!

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Since you declare Victrola superior to Vivace--blasphemy if I've ever heard it--I'm voting Victrola. Does it make sense? No. Am I doing it anyway, then going to Vivace to get a White Velvet Mocha? Hell Yeah.

Posted by anonymous | December 22, 2006 12:03 PM
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Vivace has better coffee, but it is noisy, ugly, and the baristas can be mean. Thus, Victrola is the better coffeeshop. There is more than coffee to a coffeeshop. Vote Victrola. Or, if you are offended by Dan saying Victrola is better than Vivace, vote Victrola in revenge, as Anonymous did.

Posted by Jude Fawley | December 22, 2006 12:48 PM
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I was in Vivace when I wrote that post. For the record and stuff.

Posted by Dan Savage | December 22, 2006 1:28 PM
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And now, you're bussing in Portland voters to throw the election.

Paging Stefan Sharkansky! Hello?

Posted by dw | December 22, 2006 2:21 PM
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Well, who the hell are the fucking squirrels bringing in? It's a travesty. Seriously, how can you vote for one of those disgusting critters?

Posted by Fnarf | December 22, 2006 2:27 PM
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Vote Slog 'cause:
1)at Slog you don't have to look at poseurs writing fake novels and bad poetry as you walk by the window...
2)the art is better at Slog
3)Slog doesn't make you pee as much as drinking a mocha at Victrola
4)at Slog you are just a mouse click away from tons and tons of internet porn; at Victrola you'd have to walk all the way down hill to the Crypt to view a millionth as much porn...

Posted by michael strangeways | December 22, 2006 4:33 PM
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W I L L
V O T E

F O R
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Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 22, 2006 4:47 PM
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Aaaaggh! You're bringing in the coons! That's not fair!

Posted by Fnarf | December 23, 2006 1:08 AM

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