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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Politics Vote for Slog!

posted by Dan Savage on December 14 at 17:00 PM

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Oh my God! It’s Round Two of Capitol Hill Seattle’s, uh, election or something, and Slog is pitted against Shoprite—and Shoprite is freakin’ creaming us! Click here to vote! Vote Slog! Get us in to round three of… whatever this thing is. We may not know what it’s about—we not sure CHS knows what it’s about—but we know we wanna win. And do you know why we wanna win? Because a victory for Shoprite would embolden terrorists everywhere. I mean, it’s no accident that we haven’t been hit since Slog triumphed over CHS and a little kitten in the last election.

So keep America safe! Vote Slog!

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Done. Slog is pulling ahead!

What does the final winner get?

Posted by Joey in SF | December 14, 2006 5:16 PM
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Last time we got a (more than) half naked Adonis for our trouble, what'd ya gots for us this time Dan?

Posted by Jonathan | December 14, 2006 5:27 PM
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Sorry SLOG, i LOVE you, but i am a sucker for an underdog and there is no greater underdog in the world than ShopRite! I mean, it stares down mighty Walgreens across the street every day and has yet to even flinch! I see SLOG is pulling way ahead now. If only ShopRite had a blog, or even knew how to use a computer!

Posted by longball | December 14, 2006 5:34 PM
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These electronic voting machines are fucked. It wouldn't register my vote.

Posted by Mark Mitchell | December 14, 2006 5:41 PM
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I just voted. It was 67/33 in favor of Slog.

Posted by monkey | December 14, 2006 5:49 PM
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WTF?! This is not a fair fight.

Posted by Amy Kate | December 14, 2006 6:02 PM
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poor shoprite. the everything store didn't deserve such a brutal defeat.

Posted by josh | December 15, 2006 12:30 AM
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I'm so going to take heat for this but the poll accidentally closed early. I swear I wasn't trying to lessen the Slog's slaughter. Technical difficulties!

Posted by j | December 15, 2006 8:02 AM
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