Ummm… Is It Britney and Paris?
posted by December 5 at 9:51 AMon
In today’s Page Six gossip column, they are running what is perhaps the most obvious “blind item” EVER. Aren’t the point of these things to disguise the situation enough to protect the paper from lawsuits? Well, check out this sordid tale of cocaine and lesbianism for yourself!
WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with … WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? … WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
WOW. I wonder who they’re talking about. How about a couple more clues: And WHICH former pop star that we’re talking about also has a Caesarian scar that runs above the vagina she was flashing all last week? And WHICH pal in question has a name that rhymes with “Blarest Schmilton”?
(Though I will admit I didn’t know that Britney likes strawberry Quik. I do too!)