That's not very DIY of you guys. How hard could it be?

This can't be good. Bloody scary.

I hope we get to find out what this was about...

Best. Slog Post. Ever.

does this have anything to do with that scarf?

Please share your list of phlebotomists with your readers once it is compiled ... so hard to find a good phlebotomist these days, let alone one that reads Seattle's only newspaper.

Clearly the Stranger has decided to go properly multi-cultural, and is building up a compensation package for vampires.

Ew. My first thought was also of the bloody scarf. Whatever it is, don't do it!

can you imagine the bloody scarf on a windy day like today? Whoosh!

Whatever you're going to do, DON'T POST PICTURES! I avoided Slog for days after the scarf.

Somehow I really doubt licensed phlebotomists would be willing to do free-lance non-medical phlebotomy... You could, however, find experienced blood-drawers in the kink community. What in the hell are you guys doing???

look for a medical or nursing student--better chance of getting it for free.

I used to be a vet tech. I'm a good shot. You just let me know. :D

A phlebotomist has been found. All will be revealed in next week's issue.